Thursday, February 26, 2009

CRAZY DAY!!

TODAY WAS A COMBINATION OF AWESOMENESS AND UN-AWESOMENESS.

HERE'S WHERE THE UN-AWESOMENESS CAME FROM...
THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT STORIES
ABOUT MY FOOTDRILL CCA TEACHER:
BEFORE QUITTING FOOTDRILL
- FOOTDRILL TEACHER ACCIDENTLY KICK ME,
SHE SAID "SORRY"..
AFTER QUITTING FOOTDRILL
- FOOTDRILL TEACHER KICK ME (COULD BE ON PURPOSE),
NEVER APPOLOGISE.
BUT, WHO CARES!!
I'M HAPPY IN CHESS CLUB AND I WILL NOT GO BACK TO FOOTDRILL!!

HERE'S A LITTLE BIT MORE UN-AWESOMENESS.
I HATE THE CHINESE TEACHER!
HATE HER, MAN!!
SHE SIMPLY LOVES PICKING ON ME.
THIS MIGHT BE THE DOZEN TIME SHE PICKED ON ME!!
MAY BE NOT EXACTLY PICKED ON ME..
I THINK IT SHOULD BE DISTURBING ME!!
I DON'T WANT TO LISTENING TO CHINESE LESSON.. SO WHAT?!?
NOT HER PROBLEM RIGHT!!
SHE'S NOT THE ONE FAILING, I AM!!
I KIND OF GAVE UP LEARNING CHINESE ANYWAY..
THEN SHE PURPOSELY GAVE EVERYONE
DIFFERENT NEWSPAPERS TO READ
AND THERE IS A WORKSHEET TO COMPLETE ABOUT THE NEWSPAPER.
SO NOW, I CANN'T COPY FROM ANYBODY AT ALL!
DAMN IT! SUCKS MAN!!
SO NOW I WONDER HOW TO DO THE HOMEWORK.
SHIT WORSHEET!!

HERE'S THE FUNNY PART...
ASLO KNOWN AS THE AWESOME PART WHICH SOMEHOW,
TOOK PLACE DURING THAT SAME CHINESE LESSON.
NIKKI AND I WERE PLAYING A GAME
WHERE I HAD TO WHACK THE CLIPS
THAT NIKKI CLIPPED ON TO HER PE TE-SHIRT
TO MAKE THEM DROP.
WHEN I WAS WHACKING AND NIKKI WAS GIGGLING,
THE CHINESE TEACHER SPOTTED US,
SO WE HAD TO CHANGE THE GAME.
THE NEXT AND ALSO THE LAST GAME WE PLAYED
WAS THE STABBING GAME.
IT WAS A BIT SILLY REALLY,
EACH OF US HAD TO DO A STABBING SCENE
AND COMPARE WHO'S WAS THE BEST.
WHILE I WAS HOLDING THE FAKE KNIFE
AND QUIETLY MAKING STABBING SOUNDS AND SLASHING SOUNDS
TO PRETEND TO MAKE NIKKI FREAK OUT,
THE CHINESE TEACHER SAW WHAT I WAS DOING AND...
WELL, THE GAME ENDED.
SO DISAPPOINTING.
AT LEAST I HAD A LITTLE BIT OF FUN!

THERE'S SOMETHING VERY FUNNY TOO AND I WANT TO TYPE IT HERE..
I FOUND THIS EXTRA PIECE OF PAPER IN MY BAG
SO I WROTE A VERY SHORT STORY ON IT.
HERE'S THE STORY:
NIXXXX AND ULRICH ENTER THE EMPTY CLASSROOM.
THEY WERE EARLY FOR SCHOOL.
NIXXXX: YO!
ULRICH: YO DUDE!
NIXXXX: YO!
ULRICH: OK, SO WHAT SHALL WE DO NOW?
NIXXXX: YO!
ULRICH: STOP THAT!!!
NIXXXX: YO!
ULRICH: OK.. I REALLY MEAN IT.. STOP SAYING "YO"!!
NIXXXX: YO!
ULRICH: SHUT UP, WILL YA! ARE YOU AN IDIOT??
NIXXXX: SHUT UP, WILL I.. I AM AN IDIOT.
ULRICH: WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, MAN.. ARE YOU RETARDED?!?
NIXXXX: YAY.. YAY.. YAY! I'M RETARDED!!
ULRICH: AAAAAARGH! YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. BYE!!
ULRICH LEAVES THE CLASSROOM.
NIXXXX IS LEFT IN THE CLASSROOM ALONE.
NIXXXX: I'M SO HAPPY.. I'M RETARDED!! LET'S CELEBRATE!
NIXXXX PULLED DOWN HER PANTS
AND WORE A GRASS SKIRT OVER HER UNDERWEAR
AND CURLED HER HAIR TO MAKE HERSELF LOOK LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST
WEARING A GRASS SKIRT.
FINALLY SHE STARTED TO DANCE CRAZILY!!!
NIXXXX IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSE TO BE PLAYED BY NIKKI
AND ULRICH IS OF COURSE ME!

AND THE FINAL MOST AWESOME PART OF THE ENTIRE POST IS.....
TODAY GOT FILM VIDEO!!
ALTHOUGH THE TEACHER DID NOT BRING THE VIDEO CAMERA
FOR MY GROUP TO FINISH FILMING,
WE GOT THE WATCH EVERY GROUPS VIDEO!!
THE GROUP WHICH DID THE ZOMBIE ATTACK WAS THE BEST!!
IT WAS SO HILARIOUS!!
EVERYONE INCLUDING THE TEACHER COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING.
THAT GROUP'S ZOMBIE ATTACK
WAS SUPPOSE TO BE A HORROR MOVE BUT INSTEAD,
IT BECAME A COMEDY!!
NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT MY GROUP
BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT FINISHED YET
BUT THE TEACHER SAID THAT THE CAMERA MAN WAS GOOD!!
AWESOME, ISN'T IT!!
BUT I REALLY HOPE THAT THE STORY IS GOOD TOO..
~ULRICH~

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