Saturday, December 26, 2009

LIKE I SAID, I'M BACK!!!

LIKE I'VE PROMISED IN THE PREVIOUS POST, I WILL POST ABOUT MEMORABLE, INTERESTING AND COOL EVENTS THAT HAPPENED WHEN I WASN'T ABLE TO POST ANY POSTS ON MY BLOG.

FIRST, I COMPLETED THE COMIC FOR THE COMIC DRAWING COMPETITION WITH MY GROUP MEMBERS, JORDAN, PRISHEELA AND MING JIN. TO SUMMARISE EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED DURING THE DAYS WE DREW THE COMIC...

I WONDER IF I'VE MENTIONED IT BEFORE, FFION, ONE OF PRISHEELA, MING JIN AND JORDAN'S FRIEND, ALSO CAME WITH US TO THE ROOM WE USED TO DRAW THE COMIC (WHICH IS THE COMPUTER LAB) TO.. ER.. JUST ACCOMPANY US AND PREVENT US FROM GETTING BORED AND ROTTING AWAY.

BEFORE MEETING MR TAN TO DRAW THE COMIC, PRISHEELA LENT US, INCLUDING FFION, HER NETBALL. WE PLAYED NET BALL TWICE, ONCE BEFORE GOING TO THE COMPUTER LAB TO DRAW THE COMIC AND THE OTHER TIME AFTER DRAWING THE COMIC.. (AND THAT WAS AROUND 7PM WHEN WE WENT HOME..) I ALSO FOLLOWED PRISHEELA AND MING JIN TO BUY BUBBLE TEA AND CHAT UNDER A SHELTER NEAR A HAWKER CENTRE A FEW TIMES AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK OF COMIC DRAWING. SOMETIMES, FFION WOULD TAG ALONG.

WE MANAGED TO FINISH DRAWING, COLOURING AND EDITING THE COMIC (COLOURING AND EDITING USING ADOBE PHOTOSHOP ON THE COMPUTER) BY 1ST DECEMBER, THE DEADLINE.

NOW, WE ARE ALL WAITING FOR THE RESULTS.. MING JIN, PRISHEELA AND JORDAN STILL THINKS WE HAVE A SHOT AT WINNING THE COMPETITION BUT I THINK NOT COS THE COLOURING WAS VERY SOLID (IT DOESN'T HAVE SHADES AND SHADOWS) AND WHOEVER (IT SURELY ISN'T ME) WHO PICKED THE BACKGROUND COLOUR FOR MOST OF THE PICTURES WANTED IT TO BE BRIGHT AND NOTICEABLE AND CRAP BUT WHEN I LOOK AT THE COMIC, IT IS TO GLARING! SOMETIMES THE COLOURS I ORIGINALLY PICKED FOR THE CHARACTERS ARE BEING CHANGED TOO, TO MORE BRIGHTER COLOURS!! SO UGLY! IT SIMPLY MAKES THE COMIC 'GLOW'!! BUT SINCE JORDAN, PRISHEELA AND MING JIN LIKES IT THAT WAY, THAN.. OH WELL.

I GUESS THEY'LL HAVE TO ACCEPT DEFEAT IF WE DON'T WIN.

ON 2ND DECEMBER, ALL OF US WENT BACK TO SCHOOL TO CELBRATE THE COMPLETION OF THE COMIC WITH MR TAN. JORDAN AND FFION BROUGHT SNACKS (POTATO CHIPS) AND DRINKS (COKE). PRISHEELA BOUGHT A PACKET OF TWISTIES.

FFION GAVE MR TAN A THANK YOU CARD TO THANK HIM FOR ALLOWING HER TO JOIN IN (ALTHOUGH SHE DIDN'T HELP DO ANYTHING FOR THE COMIC, BUT SHE KEPT US COMPANY WITH A JOKES ON THE LAST DAY, 1ST DEC). I GAVE MR TAN AN ORIGAMI X-WING. AND GUESS WHAT?! MR TAN KNOWS WHAT ARE X-WINGS CAUSE HE WATCHED THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY OF STAR WARS BEFORE!!! YIPEE!!

FFION ALSO BOUGHT A MOVIE, TITANIC FOR US TO WATCH. SADLY, HALFWAY THOUGH THE MOVIE, THE PROJECTOR STARTED MALFUNCTIONING AND NO ONE KNEW HOW TO FIX IT SO WE STOPPED WATCHING IT AND RAN OUTSIDE TO PLAY CATCHING. MR TAN DIDN'T COME ALONG THOUGH..

I'M NOT GOOD AT RUNNING COS I HAVE A BIT OF FLAT FOOT. SO I KINDA SLOWED JORDAN DOWN. (JORDAN AND I WERE 'THIEVES' WHILE FFION, MING JIN AND PRISHEELA WERE THE 'POLICE'). BUT I'VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING ABOUT JORDAN. THE WAY HE LOOKS OUT FOR THE 'POLICE', HIDES FROM THE 'POLICE' AND ESCAPES FROM THE 'POLICE' IS LIKE HOW ROGUE SQUADRON SPIES ON THE IMPERIALS! SO COOL! I'M TOO SLOW, YA SEE.. NOT FIT LIKE SPORTS PEOPLE. I SIT IN FRONT OF THE TABLE DRAWING COMICS AND READING STAR WARS BOOKS ALL DAY!

THE NEXT POST WILL BE ABOUT THE NEW STAR WARS BOOKS I GOT!!

WEDGE OUT

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Friday, November 20, 2009

MORE COMIC DRAWIN'!!!

HEY ALL!! I'M HOPPIN' BACK AGAIN! NOT EXACTLY HOPPING, JUST WALKING (MAY BE..). BUT ANY WAY, I'M BACK, SO ENJOY THIS POST (WHILE IT LASTS..) HEH HEH HEH...

TODAY'S POST WILL BE ABOUT THE MANGA COMIC DRAWING COMPETITION THAT I TALKED ABOUT IN ONE OF MY PREVIOUS POST. JUST TO UPDATE YOUR SQUISHY BRAINS =D IT'S AN ART COMPETITION WHERE YOU CAN WORK IN A TEAM OR INDIVIDUALLY TO COMPLETE A COMIC BOOK THAT WOULD AT LEAST HAVE 10 PAGES.

SO JUST RECENTLY, MY FRIENDS (WHO ARE TAKING PART IN THIS COMIC DRAWING COMPETITION WITH ME AS A TEAM) AND I HAD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL FROM TUESDAY TO THURSDAY THIS WEEK TO FINISH DRAWING THE COMIC.

HERE ARE MY TEAM MEMBERS:
JORDAN (THE TALKATIVE "DOG")
PRISHEELA (THE SMARTY-PANTS)
MING JIN (THE RESTLESS AND SLIGHTLY FEMININE EARTHLING)
AND ANOTHER FRIEND WHO JUST HAPPENED TO TAG ALONG FOR THE RIDE,
FFION (HER NAME IS SPELT WITH A DOUBLE 'F' AND SHE'S THE FUN ONE)

SO JORDAN USUALLY DRAWS THE BOXES FOR THE PICTURES THAT MAKE UP THE ENTIRE COMIC WHILE I DRAW THE COMIC IN JORDAN'S BOXES. MING JIN AND PRISHEELA ARE THE ONE'S WHO CAME UP WITH THE STORY AND.. FFION DOES THE "HAVE FUN" BITS. (YOU WILL GET TO KNOW WHAT THE HAVE FUN BITS ARE SOON!)


TUESDAY:
WOKE UP AT 8AM TO BE ABLE TO REACH SCHOOL AT 9AM. I MET PRISHEELA AND JORDAN, ALONG WITH FFION ON THE 4TH FLOOR SITTING AT THE BENCHES OUTSIDE THE COMPUTER LAB WHERE WE ALWAYS DRAW OUR COMIC. FFION SAID THAT HER "CIP" (SOME CHARITY WORK, I THINK) HAD FINISHED EARLY AND SHE HAD NOTHING TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE DAY AND WANTED TO TAG ALONG. MR TAN, OUR ART TEACHER WHO HELPS US SCAN OUR COMIC IN TO THE COMPUTER SO THAT WE CAN DARKEN THE DRAWINGS AND ADD SHADES AND COLOURS TO IT ARRIVED AFTER 5 MINUTES. WHILE WAITING FOR HIM TO ARRIVE, WE SAT AT THE BENCHES AND CHATTED.

IN THE COMPUTER LAB, MING JIN AND PRISHEELA SWITCHED ON THE COMPUTERS SO THAT MR TAN CAN TEACH THEM (AND JORDAN, WHO WAS CURIOUS) HOW TO DARKEN THE LINES OF THE 6 PAGES THAT WE'VE FINISHED SO FAR. MING JIN WONDERED OFF HALF WAY COS HE GOT RESTLESS AND LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC (YOUTUBE) ON ANOTHER COMPUTER.

WHILE PRISHEELA USED THE COMPUTER TO DARKEN OUR (ACTUALLY MY DRAWINGS COS I DREW THE ENTIRE COMIC), JORDAN DID THE SAME THING AS HER BUT DREW THE BOXES FOR ME TO DRAW THE COMIC IN THEM ONCE IN A WHILE. IT LOOKED RATHER DIFFICULT TO DARK THE COMIC ON THE COMPUTER BECAUSE WELL.. IF YOUR COMPUTER HAS 'ADOBE PHOTSHOP' OR YOU HAVE DRAWN COMICS THAT WOULD BE PUBLISHED SOON OR PUBLISHED ALREADY, THEN YOU WILL KNOW HOW DIFFICULT IT IS TO DARKEN THE LINES. (IT WOULD TAKE UP THIS WHOLE POST IF I WERE TO DESCRIBE THE WHOLE PROCESS.) WHILE MY FRIENDS DID ALL THAT, I WAS BUSY DRAWING PAGE 7 OF THE COMIC. FFION PLAYED COMPUTER GAMES WHILE CHATTING WITH US. THAT WAS WHAT WE DID TILL 12 NOON.

WE DECIDED TO HAVE LUNCH AT 12NOON SO JORDAN INFORMED MR TAN WHO WAS STILL SITTING AT A COMPUTER NEAR THE WHITEBOARD. MR TAN, VERY GENEROUSLY, GAVE JORDAN $50 TO SPEND ON OUR LUNCH. WE WERE ALL RATHER SHOCKED AND TOLD HIM THAT WE HAD OUR OWN MONEY. BUT HE STILL ASKED US TO TAKE THE MONEY AND RETURN HIM THE CHANGE WHEN WE FINISH OUR LUNCH. OUTSIDE THE COMPUTER LAB, WE DISCUSSED WHERE TO EAT. I REALLY WANTED WESTERN FOOD (LIKE ALWAYS) BUT JORDAN DIDN'T COS HE WANTED TO EAT AT A NEARBY HAWKER CENTRE. FFION AND THE REST SAID THAT ANY ONE OF THOSE PLACES WERE FINE WITH THEM. BUT AFTER MUCH DISCUSSION, WE WENT TO THE HAWKER CENTRE.

ON THE WAY THERE, WE (JUST OF FUN) BLAMED MING JIN FOR ASKING THE ART TEACHER TO TREAT US COS THAT COULD BE THE REASON WHY MR TAN GAVE JORDAN A $50 DOLLAR NOTE TO SPEND. WE HAD TO CROSS A FEW ROADS AND WALK THROUGH ONE OR TWO CARPARKS AND HAWKER CENTRES TO REACH THE HAWKER CENTRE JORDAN AND THE REST TALKED ABOUT. I JUST FOLLOWED COS I DO NOT LIVE IN THAT AREA NEAR OUR SCHOOL LIKE THE REST OF THEM. WHEN WE ARRIVED, HOWEVER, MR TAN WAS ALREADY THERE EATING! SO WE DECIDED TO WALK TO THE SECOND NEAREST HAWKER CENTRE THAT (JORDAN SAID) SOLD DELICIOUS FOOD.

AT THE HAWKER CENTRE, WE DECIDED NOT TO SPEND MR TAN'S HARD EARNED MONEY AND USED OUR OWN MONEY TO BUY "MAYO CHICKEN RICE" (A DISH THAT HAS MAYONAISE ON THE CHICKEN ON THE RICE). WE ALL ENDED UP EATING THE SAME FOOD. THEN, MING JIN SUGGESTED THAT WE SHARED A BOWL OF "ICE-CARCHANG" (I'M NOT SURE HOW TO SPELL IT AS IT IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD BUT IT'S A BOWL OF COLOURFUL ICE OVER JELLY, CORN AND RED BEANS). WE SHARED MONEY TO BUY IT AND I ATE THE MOST COS PRESHEELA ONLY ATE JELLY AND FFION ONLY ATE CORN. AFTER THAT WE TOOK A SLOW WALK BACK TO SCHOOL AND TO THE COMPUTER LAB.

THE REST OF THE DAY AFTER 2PM (WE ARRIVED BACK AFTER 2 HOURS) WAS QUITE FINE. NEITHER BORING NOR INTERESTING COS I FINISHED PAGE 7 AND 8 WHILE JORDAN AND PRISHEELA BOTH FINISHED DARKENING ONE PAGE OF THE COMIC EACH. JORDAN HAD TO GO HOME AT 5PM SO HE LEFT FIRST TO MEET HIS MUM IN THE SCHOOL FOYER. THEN, A FEW MINUTES LATER, PRISHEELA, MING JIN, FFION AND I LEFT TOO.

WE DECIDED TO HAVE BUBBLE TEA FROM A NEARBY SHOP AND SAT DOWN AT A FEW BENCHES NEAR THE BUS STOP OPPOSITE OUR SCHOOL TO DRINK OUR BUBBLE TEA AND CHAT. I DIDN'T BUY ANY COS I STILL HAD SOME WATER IN MY WATER BOTTLE TO DRINK. WE CHATTED FOR ABOUT HALF AN HOUR WHEN WE SAW THIS OLD MAN THROWING ORANGE SKIN FROM THE EIGHTH FLOOR OF A BLOCK OF FLATS. PRISHEELA, FFION AND I VIDEOTAPED THE MAN THROWING THE ORANGE SKIN AND DECIDED TO REPORT IT TO THE POLICE THE NEXT DAY COS WE STILL HAD TO GO TO SCHOOL TO FINISH THE COMIC AGAIN.

THEN, WE WALKED TO THE BUS STOP AND TOOK DIFFERENT BUSES HOME.


I'LL POST ABOUT WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY LATER.
WEDGE OUT

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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

EAT YOUR CRAP, FISH FACES!!

I AM NOT LIKING THIS! SO NOT LIKING THIS!!! I WANNA SHOOT SOMETHING! NOW! NOW!! NOW!!! GIMME A WHOLE SQUADRON OF THEM TIE FIGHTERS TO SHOOT AT! DAMMIT! WHY AREN'T THERE ANY!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OK.. OK.. I'LL START THE POST PROPERLY.

TODAY, I'LL POST ABOU THREE THINGS THAT HAPPENED DURING THE HOLIDAY WHEN I HAD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL FOR CERTAIN WHO-KNOW-WHATS..

FIRSTLY LAST FRIDAY, I HAD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL (SADLY..) TO COLLECT MY REPORT BOOK AND OTHER FORMS.. YUMI, WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE BEST MUM IN THIS ENTIRE GALAXY, SPECIALLY REQUESTED THE TEACHERS TO NOT PRINT MY CHINESE MARKS IN MY REPORT BOOK AS I'M EXEMPTED. THE THING IS, YUMI SUBMITTED THE CHINESE EXEMPTION LETTER DURING THE CHINESE EXAM PERIOD AND ALTHOUGH I WAS ABSENT (PURPOSELY) FOR THE MIAN WRITTEN PAPERS I STILL TOOK THE DAMNED ORAL AND THE ALSO DAMNED LISTENING COMPREHENSION.. WELL, THE TWO DAMNED NOOB-CRAPPERS' MARKS WOULD STILL BE RECORDED IN THE REPORT BOOK BECAUSE MY CHINESE EXEMPTION LETTER WASN'T SUBMITTED BEFORE THE CHINESE EXAM. DARN.. SO IN SCHOOL, THE SCHOOL COMPUTER IN CHARGE OF PRINTING MARKS GOT JAMMED WHILE TRYING TO DELETE THE CHINESE MARKS AND CAUSED THE REST OF THE COMPUTERS IN THE SCHOOL TO GO HAYWIRE! (WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY COOL. YA KNOW, THE THOUGHT OF DAMAGING EVERY COMPUTER IN YOUR SCHOOL CAN BE QUITE A PRETTY SIGHT! HA HA!) IN THE END, MY DAMNED CHINSES MARKS GOT PRINTED. SHIT NOOBS! YUCK IT ALL!! PHUUUUT!!! YEAH, SO LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER ROTTEN REPORT BOOK PAGE (I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE ROTTEN PAGES SINCE I'VE FAILED THAT GARBAGE. I THINK SINCE I WAS IN PRIMARY 4 OR SOMETHING).. AT LEAST I JAMMED UP THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS!!! SCORE A ZILLION FOR THE JEDI!!

ALSO THAT DAY, I FOUND OUT WHICH CLASS I'D BE IN NEXT YEAR. FYI: CLASS 301 IS FOR THE MOST BRAINY AND SMART NERDS IN THE SCHOOL. CLASS 302 IS FOR THE NOT SO SMART BUT STILL GOOD ENOUGH/AVERAGE. CLASS 303 IS FOR THE NOT NOT AS SMART AS STUDENTS IN CLASS 302 BUT ARE VERY CREATIVE AND ARTISTIC AND OF COURSE, TALENTED!! I SO BADLY WANTED CLASS 303! IT'S FOR THE TALENTED!! THE ARTISTIC!! THE CREATIVE!! I'M SO ARTISTIC AND CREATIVE AND TALENTED! I DRAW SO MUCH!! I'VE BEEN DRAWING SINCE I PICKED UP A PENCIL!! EVEN MY FAMILY AND RELATIVES SAY I'M TOTALLY TALENTED AT ART. I EVEN HAS MY OWN ORIGINAL COMIC! THAT COMIC IS MY BEST YET!! YUMI EVEN TOLD AND WROTE A LETTER TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL TO TELL THEM ABOUT MY TALENTS!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! I GOT IN TO 302. THIS IS SO INFURIATING!!! TOTALLY!! 302 HAS NO ART AND DESIGN AND TECHOLOGY LESSONS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE YEAR!! WHAT'S MORE, IT'S A MATHS AND SCIENCE CLASS! I'M NO MATHS AND SCIENCE GEEK! I'M ART!!! ART!!!!!! GET IT! A-R-T, ART!!! DOOFUS TEACHERS IN THAT DAMNED SCHOOL OF MINE! HMPH!! YUMI IS GOING TO REQUEST FOR ME TO TRANSFER TO CLASS 303! AND IF THEY DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY ART.. THEY ARE SO DEAD! D-E-A-D! THOSE TEACHERS WHO MADE ME END UP IN 302, LIFE WILL BE MADE MISERABLE FOR THEM, JUST LIKE A LIVING HELL! ACTUALLY, I COULD SAY THEY GET DUMBED IN THE INFERNO AND FINISH WITH IT BUT IT'S STILL MORE FUN TO GET THOSE DIM-WITS PROBLEMS IN SCHOOL. SERVES THEM RIGHT, THEY DON'T REPECT MY TALENTS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRIED TO SHOW THEM I DRAW AWESOMELY!! PHUUUT! *STICKS TONGUE OUT!*

LASTLY, I HAD CHESS CLUB ALSO ON THAT SAME FRIDAY AND TODAY. I ALWAYS THOUGHT (AND OTHERS HAVE TOLD ME) THAT CHESS IS A THINKING GAME WITH STRATEGIES AND ALL. I NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IT WAS A TIME GAME. I'M SUPER BAD AT GAMES THAT HAS THE TIME TICKING AWAY. I ALWAYS LOSE. I CAN'T SEEM TO PLAY AGAINST TIME. IT'S JUST NOT IN ME! I HAVE TO TAKE TIME TO THING OF MY NEXT MOVE AND PLAN METHOD TO WIN BUT DO I PLAN ALL THAT IN LESS THAN A MINUTE!! THAT'S ABOUT AS INPOSSIBLE AND STICLKING A REMOTE CONTROL UP YOUR BUTT!! IT'S JSUT MAD.. AND AT THE SAME TIME, DUMB! I PLAY WITH SKILL NOT TIME. THAT'S WHY ART IS THE BEST FOR ME. IT LETS YOU BE CREATIVE AND GIVE YOU TIME TO LET YOUR IDEAS FLOW. ONLY THEN, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO CREATE SOMETHING UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL. *SIGHS.....*

WEDGE OUT

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

EH?! *FLYS TOWARDS GROUND* HMM? *LANDS* HELLO! WEDGE HERE AGAIN!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!

A LOT OF THINGS TO TYPES ABOUT!

YOU KNOW..

THE USUAL UPDATES AND STUFF.

LOOKS LIKE I'VE GOTTA START SOMEWHERE...


FIRSTLY..
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....
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MY EXAMS ARE OVER!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
LET'S CELEBRATE!!
AND..
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I GOT MY TEST PAPERS BACKS!!
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WITH THE MARKS WRITTEN ON THEM!!!
BOOOOOOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

WELL, I SORT OF DID BETTER THAN I EXPECTED..

ENGLISH = 70+/100
(WHICH HAPPENS TO BE.. ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!!)
MATHS = 70/100
(WHAT RARE MARKS.. COS I THOUGHT I'D FAILED)
SCIENCE = 60+/100
(A SIGH OF RELIEF. I FAILED PHYSICS.. DON'T TELL ANYONE.. SSSSSH!)
GEOGRAPHY = 67/100
(WAS HOPING FOR A 70 BUT.. LOOK! IT'S STILL AWESOME!)
HISTORY = 47/100
(DARN.. SEE, I TOLD YOU I'D FAIL..)
LITERATURE = 52/100
(WELL.. AT LEAST I PASSED!)
HOME ECONOMICS = 63/100
(OK.. I SUPPOSE..)
ART = 70/100
(AWESOME!!!)

I'M HAPPY WITH MY MARKS COS I DID BETTER THAN LOST PEOPLE IN MY CLASS AND I EVEN GOT HIGHEST IN CLASS FOR ENGLISH AND ART! I STILL WISHED I WAS LEARNING DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY THIS SEMESTER COS I COULD GET HIGHEST IN CLASS FOR IT AS WELL (IF I BEAT NIKKI..)! MOST OF EVERYONE IN MY CLASS DID BADLY FOR HISTORY SO I'M FINE WITH MY MARKS. A LOT OF PEOPLE FAILED LITERATURE TOO SO I'M RATHER THANKFUL I PASSED THIS ONE.

I HOPE EVERYONE ELSE READING THIS JEDI'S BLOG HAS GOTTEN GOOD MARKS FOR THEIR EXAMS!

(PLEASE READ NEXT POST NOW!)

WEDGE OUT



(P.S. YOU MIGHT NOTICE THAT I DID NOT TPYE OUT MY CHINESE"O_0" MARKS. THAT'S COS... I'M FINALLY EXEMPTED FROM CHINESE!!)

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Saturday, October 17, 2009

THIS WAS ACTUALLY ABOUT SOMETHING BUT I SIDE-TRACKED AND IT BECAME ABOUT ANOTHER SOMETHING.

THIS WEEK HAS BEEN REALLY.. UH.. ER.. UHHH.. WELL, I'LL JUST TYPE IT OUT.

AFTER THINKING OVER FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME, I HAD DECIDED TO FORGIVE NIKKI. I MEAN, THE YEAR IS COMING TO AN END AND.. I DON'T WANT TO CARRY THIS IRRITATING ANGER. I KNOW, I KNOW, I USUALLY DON'T FORGIVE PEOPLE THIS EASILY AND WOULD LIKE TO TAKE REVENGE AND GET EVEN WITH THEM BUT THAT'S A PATH TO THE DARKSIDE AND ANGRY IS (NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT) ALSO A PATH TO THE DARKSIDE. AND.. FOR ALL I KNOW, I MIGHT NEVER SEE HER (AND EVERY OTHER PERSON FROM MY SCHOOL) NEXT YEAR...

MY MIND IS KIND OF SET ON TRANSFERING SCHOOL. WHAT I'M SAYING IS THAT, WHAT'S THE POINT OF STAYING IN MY PRESENT SCHOOL IF THERE IS NOTHING MEMORABLE OR HAPPY ABOUT IT. ALL MY SCHOOL HAS IS BETRAYAL AND HATRED AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF I WON'T (AND NEVER WILL) TYPE ON MY BLOG BECAUSE IT'S TOO OFFENDING AND VULGAR.. BUT, YOU DO GET THE IDEA, DON'T YOU?

BUT ANOTHER PART OF ME REALLY WISHES TO NOT TRANSFER SCHOOL. TO TELL YA THE TRUTH, I'M AFRAID THAT I'LL LOSE EVERY FRIEND (NON THAT I CAN TRUST FROM MY SCHOOL) I CURRENTLY STILL HAVE IF I WERE TO GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL. IT'S REALLY MESSIN' ,UP MY MIND.

WELL, I HAVE SORT OF FIGURED OUT A POSSIBLE SOLUTION AS TO WHY I HAVE NO TRUSTWORTHY FRIENDS FOR SECONDARY SCHOOL AND A WHOLE LOT OF OTHER STUFF THAT ARE SOMEHOW RELATED TO THAT.

IT'S THE MAGIC FRIENDSHIP POWDER, I TELL YOU!! HONEST!!!

ODD AND LAVI MIGHT BE BORN WITH VERY LITTLE FRIENDSHIP POWDER THAT WENT THEY WENT TO PRIMARY SCHOOL, THEY HAD FEW FRIENDS AT FIRST. THEN, THEY MET ME. I HAD A BAG FULL OF FRIENDSHIP POWDER.. BUT MY BAG HAD HOLES. THANKFULLY, THE POWDER THAT LEAKED THROUGH THE HOLES LANDED IN LAVI AND ODD'S FRIENDSHIP POWDER BAGS. SO MINE IS EMPTY RIGHT NOW.. WELL, AT LEAST I'M GLAD LAVI AND ODD HAS GOOD FRIENDS THEY CAN TRUST AND COMMUNICATE WITH.

HOPEFULLY, IF I'M ABLE TO GO TO ANOTHER SCHOOL, I WOULD BE MAKING SOME NEW GOOD FRIENDS. BUT MY NEXT SCHOOL CAN'T BE REVEALED.. EVEN TO MY MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS....

WEDGE OUT

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i'M BACK! AND WITH PICTURES!

AS I'VE PROMISED, THESE ARE THE PICTURES OF MY LANTERN THAT I TOOK. ALTHOUGH I AM POSTING THEM HERE A LITTLE BIT LATE.. AGAIN. AT LEAST I ONLY HAVE ART, MATHS AND SCIENCE EXAMS LEFT! (I'M GUESSING THAT I MUST HAVE FAILED QUITE A NUMBER. I'M NOT THAT SMART, YA SEE.. BUT I STILL DO TRY, YEAH..)



THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY. WILL POST MORE SOON. MEANWHILE, PLEASE DO CHECK OUT MY OTHER BLOGS.

TA TA FOR NOW!

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

ROGUE LEADER REPORTING! (A LITTLE LATE??)

EARTHLINGS, GREET YOUR JEDI HERE, YO! IT'S SO SAD TO SEE THAT I'VE NOT POSTED FOR QUITE (ACTUALLY VERY LONG) TIME. THERE'S MY EXAMS, YA SEE..

EXAMS ARE RATHER TROUBLESOME AREN'T THEY. THEY TAKE UP A LOT OF YOUR FREE TIME FOR REVISION AND OTHER SHIZZY (SHIT) LIKE THAT. YUB YUB.. I COULD HAVE DRAWN ABOUT A DOZEN PAGES OF COMIC DURING THAT TIME. I WONDER WHO CREATED EXAMINATIONS, THE CREATOR MUST HAVE EATEN TOO MUCH SHIZZY.. THAT'S BUEH.. *COUGH.. COUGH* PHUUUUT.. *FARTS*

ER.. YEAH, AND I CAME IN SECOND PLACE FOR A LANTERN DESIGN/MAKING COMPETITON. IT WAS ACTUALLY A CHINESE (0_O) COMPETITION BUT I TOOK PART DEFINITELY NOT FOR THE CHINESE-NESS IN IT, BUT BECAUSE IT'S A DESIGN COMPETITION. I GOT YI ER TO TRANSLATE ALMOST EVERYTHING TO ME AND STUFF SO IT TURNED OUT FINE AND I GUESS I WON. I EVEN RECEIVED A TROPHY. COOL EH?! I'LL SHOW Y'ALL PICTURE OF MY LANTERN TOMORROW (IF POSSIBLE).

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. TIL NEXT TIME. HAPPY WAITING.

MEANWHILE, YOU COULD READ OTHER COOL BLOGS LIKE http://survivortatooine.blogspot.com (Survivor Tatooine), http://jlpicard.blogspot.com (Captain Picard. He is still posting!! Cool!) and http://wedgeantillies.blogspot.com (Wedge's Blog).
THESE BLOGS ARE AWESOME!!!

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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

LIGHT FLICKERS.. X-WING ENGINE NOT FUNCTIONING WELL.. OH POOP...

*hits bedroom light with Yoda's walking stick*
Yoda: Stop it I say.. Stop it I said!!!
*light flickers and dies*
*Wedge throws walking stick at the light*
*light flickers once more and dies*
Yoda: Replace the bulb you need. Not free I am so fix the light I cannot.
Wedge: *frowns*
Yoda: will fix it soon I will.
Wedge: *rolls eyes* Yeah.. right.

WELL, THE BEDROOM LIGHT HAS BEEN FLICKERING LIKE A DOOFUS FIREFLY SINCE THE LAST TIME I POSTED HERE. AND UNTIL NOW, IT STILL ISN'T REPAIRED. DARN IT.. SO I'M POSTING FROM THE LIVING ROOM (YODA TOOK THE ENTIRE LAP TOP OUT OF THE DARK BEDROOM). SO DURING THE PAST TWO WEEKS OR SO A FEW INTERESTING, NOT SO INTERESTING AND TOTALLY UNINTERESTING THING HAD HAPPENED:
  1. JORDAN, MING JIN, PRISHEELA AND I ARE TAKING PART IN A MANGA COMIC DRAWING COMPETITION SO WE FOUR AND THE ART TEACHER HAVE BEEN STAYING BACK EVERY FRIDAY IN SCHOOL TO DRAW THE COMIC. SO FAR FIVE AND A HALF PAGES ARE COMPLETED AND WILL BE SCANNED INTO THE COMPUTER IN THE SCHOOL TO BE COLOURED AND EDITED. JORDAN AND I ARE THE ARTISTS IN THE GROUP WHILE PRESHEELA AND MING JIN ARE THE STORY WRITERS. WE USUALLY DRAW OUR COMIC IN THE COMPUTER LAB. THE TEACHER IS RATHER FRIENDLY AS HE WOULD LET US PLAY COMPUTER GAMES, WATCH YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND REST/PLAY. NOW WE CAN'T DRAW FOR A WHILE BECAUSE OF THOSE NITWIT THINGS KNOWN AS EXAMS. SO WE WOULD PROBABLY BE DRAWING AGAIN TOWARDS THE END OF OCTOBER. IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL DRAW MY OWN COMICS.
  2. I HAD A SCHOOL EXCURSION TO SOME MUSEUM THAT SHOWCASES HISTORY STUFF. WE WERE GIVEN SOME LOSER WORKSHEET (I WONDER WHY CAN'T THOSE TOUR GUIDES JUST LET US ENJOY THE TRIP INSTEAD OF GIVEN US WORKSHEETS WHICH SPOILS ALL THE FUN.) BUT THE GOOD THING IS WE DIDN'T NEED TO HAND IN THE WORKSHEET BECAUSE OUR FORM TEACHER FORGOT. SO NO ONE REALLY ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS IN THE WORKSHEET. AND MY FORM TEACHER WAS REALLY SHOCKING. ANOTHER TEACHER SAID THAT WE MUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE TOUR GUIDE ON THE BUS AND THAT NO FOOD AND DRINKS WERE ALLOWED AND NO USING HANDPHONES, MP3 PLAYERS AND PSP ON THE BUS. BUT.. MY FORM TEACHER ASKED US TO SLEEP IF WE WERE BORED, ASKED ME TO SHARE MY SWEETS WITH HER (I ALSO STARED WITH CHENG WEI AND STEVEN) AND USE HANDPHONES!! OMG!! COOL..
  3. THE BEDROOM LIGHT DIED (YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT BY NOW).

OK, THAT'S ALL FOR NOW.
TIL NEXT TIME (WHEN THE LIGHT IS REPAIRED, I HOPE)...

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Monday, August 24, 2009

BORDEM.. AND ERM (??) BORDEM?!

I'M SLEEPY AND EXHAUSTED (COS OF SUCKIN' SCHOOL) BUT I CAN'T SEEM TO TAKE A NAP. NOT EVEN A MINI LITTLE SHORT ONE. I'VE FOLDING ABOUT A DOZEN PAPER STARS AND GOT BORED (TOO QUICKLY!!) AND DECIDED TO SWITCH ON THE COMPUTER (HAD TO PUSH MY DADDY'S GLASS CASE OF FIGURINES ONE SIDE AND BEND OVER THE STAR WARS FIGURINES TO SWITCH ON THE MAIN SWITCH ON THE WALL TO USE THE COMPUTER). SO I'M ACTUALLY STILL RATHER BORED EVEN THOUGH I'M SITTING HERE POSTING. STRANGE ISN'T IT.. I GET BORED RATHER QUICKLY.. AND EASILY. SO PERHAPS I SHOULD TALK ABOUT TODAY LIKE ANY OTHER POST.

ER.. I WOKE UP (OF COURSE!) AND WENT TO SCHOOL (SUCKS..) TOOK TWO PIECES OF STARSHAPED PAPER FROM MY CLASSMATE, VALERIE WHO WAS ALREADY AT THE PARADE GROUND AND WAS ASKED TO WRITE TWO TEACHERS DAY MESSAGES TO TWO TEACHERS. TOOK OUT MY STAR TREK BOOK AND READ. SAW NIKKI'S BITCH-ASS FACE. (I'VE TOTALLY CUT OF OUR SO-CALLED FRIENDSHIP, ARCH ENEMIES IT IS.. SERVES HER RIGHT!!)

SAW NIKKI TREAT YI ER LIKE SHE WAS STUPID AFTER CHEMISTRY LESSON. WAS RATHER ANGRY.. DOOFUS = HER!

WATCHED A COMEDY SHOW FOR HISTORY AND CME LESSON. RECESS WAS THE USUAL SOME OF TIME IN SCHOOL.

HAD LITERATURE AFTER THAT. SAW MY FORMER BAND 1 ENGLISH TEACHER, MISS CHYE. DREAMT OF THE OLD ENGLISH LESSONS AND WHAT FUN I USED TO HAVE.. (THE NEW TEACHER ISN'T TEACHING AS GOOD AS HER). NIKKI OFFERED ME A SWEET I IGNORED (HEHEHE..)

PHYSICS TEACHER WAS ABSENT. STROLLED TO THE RELIEF ROOM AND READ MY STAR TREK BOOK THERE. NIKKI ARRIVED SLIGHTLY LATER AND SAT BESIDE ME AND INFRONT OF YI ER. I STOOD UP AND MOVED TO A DIFFERENT SEAT NEXT TO MING JIN. JORDAN ARRIVED. HE SAT DOWN BESIDE ME TO MY LEFT. MING JIN WAS ON MY RIGHT. SAW JORDAN DRAW A NARUTO PICTURE. THEN RAN OFF WITH MING JIN TO CHAT WITH THE RELIEF ROOM TEACHER. CONTINUED READING MY STAR TREK BOOK.

CHINESE LESSON WAS NEXT. HAD TO DO A CHAPTER IN THE WORKBOOK. DIDN'T WANT TO DO AS I WAS GOING TO GET EXEMPTED EARLIEST IS BY THE END OF THIS MONTH. WENT AROUND THE CLASS ASKING, LOOKING, SPYING, COPYING MY CLASSMATES ANSWERS (THEY ALWAY'S DON'T MIND BECAUSE THEY WAS COPYING ANSWERS TOO!). GAVE THE ANSWERS I FOUND TO JORDAN, SEBASTIAN, WEN QUAN AND MING JIN. (AT LEAST I HAD A REASON TO FINISH THE WORK.)

THE LAST PERIOD WAS A FREE PERIOD. FORM TEACHER WANTED THE CLASS TO LEARN ABOUT THE SCHOOL (IT'S TRIPS OVERSEAS, VALUES, MOTTOS, PERFORMING ARTS, ETC.) BECAUSE SOME VIP WERE COMING TO THE SCHOOL. BUT NEARLY EVERYONE WAS UNINTERESTED IN THOSE USELESS INFORMATION AS IT WASN'T STUFF LIKE MATHS OR GEOGRAPHY. SCHOOL WASTED PAPER AGAIN BY PRINTING AND HANDING OUT SCHOOL MAGAZINES TO ASK FOR THE THRID TIME (THE MAGAZINE WERE ALL ROUGHLY THE SAME). I CAN'T BELIEVE THE SCHOOL SUPPORTS DEFORESTIONS (CUTTING DOWN TREES)!! WENT HOME WITH YI ER, SHU TING AND BAO LAN (NEW SCHOOL-FRIEND).

THE DAY CONTINUES AS I ATE MY LUNCH AND STUFF..

WILL BE BACK TO POST MORE. SEE "my other blog for doodles and drawings" FOR MORE POSTS ON DRAWING DRAWN BE ME (OF COURSE!).

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Monday, August 10, 2009

CHINESE LESSON'S AEROPLANE THROWING: WE NEED MORE MEMBERS!

THE BATTLE AGAINST THE CHINESE TEACHER RAGES ON!
THE AEROPLANE THROWING GANG NEEDS YOU!

YOU NEED TO BE
WILLING TO BE CAUGHT BY THE CHINESE TEACHER!
YOU NEED TO BE
UNAFRAID TO SIT IN THE DETENTION ROOM!
YOU NEED TO BE
PREPARED FOR SOME FLYING!

THE AEOROPLANE THROWING GANG NEEDS MORE MEMBERS!

TO JOIN, YOU MUST BE:
GOOD AT FOLDING PAPER AREOPLANES
FAILING CHINESE FOR ABOUT A YEAR
LOOKING FOR SOME FUN AND EXCITEMENT!

YOU CAN EITHER JOIN THE EMPIRE OR THE REBELS!!

TIE FIGHER DUDES:
JONATHON
ALOYSIUS
CLEMENT
SWEEHOCK
DERRRICK

X-WING FIGHTER DUDES:
ME ;)
SHAWN
STEVEN
CHENG WEI
YONG HAO
HUBERT

INNOCENT SPACE BEINGS WHO GOT CAUGHT IN THE BATTLE:
JOSHUA
MING JING
NIKKI (HAH! IN HER FACE!!)
VELERIE
CASSANDRA
JORDAN
HAO WEN
JUN LONG

RULES AND REGULATIONS:
1. TRY NOT TO LET AEROPLANES HIT YOUR FACE!
2. IF AEROPLANES DO NOT REACH YOUR TARGET, THE GAME PLAYER CLOSES TO THE AEROPLANE MUST PICK IT UP WITHOUT LETTING THE CHINESE TEACHER KNOW.
3. TRY NOT TO BE CAUGHT BY THER CHINESE TEACHER FOR PLAYING THIS MORE THAN THREE TIMES.

4. ALWAYS AIM AT YOUR ENEMY (EG. IF YOU ARE THE REBELS, YOU AIM AT THE EMPIRE. IF YOU ARE THE EMPIRE, AIM AT THE REBELS.)
5. HAVE RECYCLED PAPER WITH YOU TO MAKE MORE AEROPLANES!

SIGN UP NOW!!
THE BATTLE TO DEFEAT THE CHINESE TEACHER LIES IN YOUR HANDS!!

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Monday, August 3, 2009

5 MOST HATED LIFE FORMS IN THE GALAXY

TODAY, I'M GOING TO TYPE OUT 5 PEOPLE I HATE MOST AND THE REASONS WHY I HATE THEM. PERSON NO.1 WILL BE THE PERSON I HATE MOST NOW AND THE LAST PERSON, PERSON NO.5 WILL BE THE PERSON I HATE THE LEAST (BUT STILL HORRID ENOUGH TO BE HATED).

1. NIKKI: SUCH A LOSER AND A FATTY DOOFUS! ALWAYS INSULTING MY ARTWORKS AND COMICS. ALWAYS THINKING THAT ART IS USELESS AND IT WON'T HELP YOU IN THE FUTURE. SUCH A BIG BRAIN BUT AN EXTREMELY EMPTY MIND. I BET THERE ARE COBWEBS IN THERE! AND WHEN I KNOCK HER HEAD I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF HOLLOW BRAIN. ALWAYS WANTING ATTENTION, (SPEAK TOO LOUDLY, HAS TO SWING HER STUPID SHORT PONYTAIL ROUND AND ROUND IN THE AIR, HAS TO LAUGH TOO LOUDLY LIKE A HYENA AND MUST ALWAYS INTERRUPT WHOEVER I AM TALKING TO FOR NO GOOD REASON.) STUPID FOOL!! DAMN YOU! LOSER FACE! LEMME GIVE YOU A FORCE-WEDGIE TO SEE THE PLEASANT SIGHT OF YOU HOWLING IN PAIN!

2. JULIAN: FAT SUCKER! YOU SAY THAT YOU LIKE STAR WARS.. LIKE REAL! CALL YOURSELF A STAR WARS FAN. I'M THE REAL STAR WARS FAN HERE!! WANNA CHALLENGE?!! DO YOU READ X-WING BOOKS? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS JAINA SOLO? WHO IS THE X-WING PILOT THAT WAS ALSO LUKE'S GOOD FRIEND WHO GOT KILLED TRYING TO DESTROY THE FIRST DEATH STAR?!! YOU KNOW KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS, RIGHT!! LOSER! STILL WANT TO SAY THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME AND ALL.. WHO'S BETTER NOW?!! FAT BRAINLESS HOPELESS GANGSTER!! DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU JOIN FILM VIDEO ENRICHMENT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A PRO. COS, I'M WAY BETTER THAN YOU!! NOT ONLY DO I LIKE STAR WARS, I ALSO LIKE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND STAR TREK.. LOSER!! JULIAN IS A LOSER!!! IF YOU EVER GOT A CHANCE TO FLY A STARSHIP, IT WILL DEFINITELY CRASH INTO AN ASTEROID. WHEN THE ENTERPRISE PASSES BY, CAPTAIN PICARD AND HIS CREW WILL LAUGH TILL THEIR SIDES HURT!!

3. MR DAMON: GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL, KNOW-IT-ALL! WE SCHOOL KIDS AREN'T LIKE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE AREN'T THAT GOOD AT STUDIES, AT LEAST WE STILL TRY! STOP SETTING SUCH DIFFICULT MATHS TEST PAPERS, MORON!! BECAUSE OF YOU, I CAN ONLY PASS MATHS WHEN MISS NG SETS THE PAPER!! GO AWAY, IDIOT!! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!! PSYCHOTIC FREAK!!!

4. AUNTIE JASMINE: STUPID AUNT!! STOP COMPARING EXAM MARKS! I KNOW YOU LOVE DOING THAT AND GOSSIPING ABOUT THOSE BLOODY MARKS TO OTHER RELATIVES BUT LET ME TELL YA THIS.. IT'S THE MOST MEANINGLESS, USELESS, LOUSY, BRAINLESS, PATHETIC.. (SEARCH THE DICTIONARY YOURSELF) HOBBY EVER!! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, FREAK!! IT'S DOES NOT MEAN THAT I FAILED CHINESE SO I'M LOUSY! IT ALSO DOES NOT MEAN THAT MY COUSINS GET A-PLUSES AND STUFF MEANS THEY'RE DEFINITELY BETTER THAN ME!! AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT AND AMBITION, DO THEY?? HAH!! EVEN IF THEY DID, THEIR AMBITIONS AND TOO NORMAL. UNLIKE MINE!! AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON ARTIST!!! ONE DAY, YOU NEVER KNOW, THEY MIGHT GET EVEN WITH YOU AND SMASH YOU INTO SMITHEREENS!! WATCH OUT! ONE MORE WORD ABOUT HOW LOUSY ART IS AND YOU'RE A GONER!!

5. MISS HENG: I KNOW YOU ARE A SPORTS PERSON, VERY FIT AND ALL. BUT WE SCHOOL KIDS ARE NOT AND NEVER WANT TO DREAM OF BEING ONE!! WHY MUST YOU KEEP ON MAKE US RUN FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!! WE ARE NOT YOU, YOU KNOW! AND YOU ARE NOT US!! DID YOU KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE WERE ALREADY HAVING STOMACHACHE AND FELT LIKE FAINTING??! YOU DON'T CARE!! YOU ONLY WANT TO GET THAT FITNESS AWARD! WE DON'T! IT'S ONLY A SHIT ASS PIECE OF METAL STUFFED IN A CUPBOARD. STUPID, ISN'T IT!! MORON!! EVEN IF WE HELP YOU GET THE AWARD, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SHARE IT WITH US. SO WHY SHOULD WE HELP YOU!?! WE ARE NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVEN ANY CREDITS, RIGHT!! ANYWAY, YOU CAN CONTINUE DREAMING OF US GOING TO HELP YOU GET THE AWARD BUT LEMME SAY THIS IN TO YOUR FACE: " WHEN PIGS FLY!!" BY THEN, THE PIGS HAVE DIED!!!

THE END!
THOSE ARE THE 5 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN THE GALAXY!!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2009

UNEXPECTED EVENTS AND PLAN A, B, C AND D FOR A SIMPLE CHINSE LESSON

AAAAAAAARGH!
TOO MANY THOUGHTS ARE FLOWING THROUGH MY MIND.
TOO MANY THAT I CAN'T TYPE OUT.
SERIOUSLY, TOO MANY.
WHAT'S MORE,
IT ALL STARTED WITH A SIMPLE CHINESE LESSON
THAT LED TO DROPS OF SWEAT.
IT ALL BEGAN WITH THE TOTAL ECLIPSE...

DAYS BEFORE LAST WEDNESDAY,
I'VE SEEN ON TV ADVERTISEMENTS OF A TOTAL ECLIPSE
BUT IT WAS GOING TO TAKE PLACE ON A WEDNESDAY,
A SCHOOL DAY. HORRIBLE..
PLUS, IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN
DURING CHINESE LESSON.
ISN'T THAT EVEN MORE TERRIBLE!
WELL, PERHAPS IT AIN'T THAT TERRIBLE,
MY CLASS HAD GOTTEN A NEW CHINESE TEACHER
BECAUSE OUR PREVIOUS CHINESE TEACHER
HAS RETIRED, WOO!
TALK ABOUT LUCK!
AFTER SEEING AND EXPERIENCING
HIS (THE NEW TEACHER'S A MALE)
SO-CALLED TEACHING
ALL I GOT TO SAY IS,
"OH YEAH! THIS IS THE LIFE, MAN!"
YOU KNOW WHY?
HE SAID THAT HE WANTS EVERY STUDENT
IN HIS CLASS TO BE HAPPY
SO THAT IT WILL BE HAPPY LEARNING TOGETHER
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
(I REALLY NEED A C3P0 NOW!!
OR AT LEAST A SIMPLE TRANSLATOR).
SO IT'S.. PLAY TIME!!
FIRSTLY, I HAD TO HAVE A PLAN
(RIGHT NOW I HAVE PLAN A TO D).
IT YOU HAVE A BLUR AND UNOBSERVANT TEACHER
YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY OUT MY PLANS.
I CONFIRM 80% THAT MY PLANS WILL WORK
(ONLY ON DUMB AND BLUR TEACHERS)
AND 50% THAT IT WILL WORK
(ON SLIGHTLY BLUR BUT NOT SO DUMB TEACHERS)
AND 10% TO 20% THAT IT WILL WORK
(ON FIERCE AND STRICT TEACHERS.. SCARY!).


PLAN A: FOR THOSE WHO ARE SITTING IN FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM/TEACHER OR HATE WHERE YOU SIT AND WANT TO MOVE TO ANOTHER SIT. FIRST, BEFORE YOUR TEACHER COMES TO YOUR CLASSROOM TO START HIS/HER BORING LESSON, JUST MOVE TO ANOTHER SEAT IN YOUR CLASSROOM. IT WILL ONLY WORK IF YOUR TEACHER IS SUPER BLUR, UNOBSERVANT AND DUMB. BUT I HAVE A SOLUTION FOR THOSE WITH SLIGHTLY LESS BLUR AND STRICT TEACHERS. YOU CAN EXCHANGE SEATS WITH ANOTHER CLASSMATE WHO LOOKS ALMOST LIKE YOU OR EXCHANGE SEATS WITH CLASSMATES THAT SIT AROUND YOU AND SLOWLY CONTINUE TO EXCHANGE SEATS WITH THOSE AROUND YOUR NEW SEAT UNTIL YOU REACH YOUR CHOSEN SEAT. A LITTLE TIP I HAVE IS THIS PLAN MIGHT TAKE A FEW LESSONS TO WORK/ACCOMPLISH DEPENDING ON YOUR TEACHER.

PLAN B: FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT TO DO THE WORK THE TEACHER HAS GIVEN DURING LESSONS. YOU CAN PASS A MESSAGE AROUND THE CLASS TELLING THEM TO PASS THE ANSWERS TO YOU WHEN THEY HAVE FINISHED THE WORK. IT MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE BIT TOO LONG AND IF YOUR TEACHER IS OBSERVANT ENOUGH, SHE/HE MIGHT NOTICE THAT YOU AREN'T DOING YOUR WORK. SO, I HAVE A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM. THAT IS WHY, THIS PLAN IS NICKNAMED "THE NINJA MOVE". WHEN YOUR TEACHER ISN'T LOOKING, SLOWLY SLIDE YOUR BUTT OF THE CHAIR AND MOVE YOURSELF UNDER YOUR TABLE. START CRAWLING OUT OF UNDER THE TABLE AND STILL CROUCHING, MOVE TO YOUR CLASSMATE WITH THE ANSWERS. WHEN YOU REACH YOUR CLASSMATES TABLE, GIVE HIM/HER YOUR WORK AND ASK HIM/HER TO UNDERLINE/ NUMBER/ CIRCLE THE ANSWERS FOR YOU. WHILE SHE/HE IS DOING THAT, RETURN TO YOUR SEAT THE SAME WHY TO MOVED TO YOUR CLASSMATE'S SEAT AND JUST WAIT FOR YOUR CLASSMATE TO PASS YOUR WORK BACK TO YOU. HERE'S A HINT: DO NOT TRY IT IF YOU ARE SITTING AT THE FRONT OF THE CLASS OR NEAR THE TEACHER.

PLAN C: FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT TO LISTEN TO LESSON. MY ADVISE TO YOU IS THAT IT NEVER WORKS WHEN YOU ARE SITTING AT THE FRONT OF THE CLASSROOM OR NEAR THE TEACHER. FIRST, PUT ALL THE THINGS (BOOKS, WORKSHEETS, STATIONERY, ETC.) ON YOUR DESK. NEXT, PUT YOUR HOMEWORK (IF YOU WANT TO DO HOMEWORK FROM OTHER LESSONS) ON TOP OF THE ITEMS THAT ARE ALREADY ON YOUR DESK. THEN, TAKE AND OLD WORKSHEET OR YOUR WORKBOOK THAT THE TEACHER IS GOING TO USE TO COVER YOUR HOMEWORK. SO, WHEN THE TEACHER IS FAR AWAY FROM YOUR SEAT, PUSH THE BOOK/PAPER USED TO COVER YOUR HOMEWORK AWAY BUT NOT COMPLETELY OFF YOUR HOMEWORK AND CONTINUE/START TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. FOR THIS TO WORK WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO ASK A FEW CLASSMATES SITTING AROUND YOU TO INFORM YOU IF THE TEACHER IS APPROACHING. IF YOU WANT TO READ IN CLASS, READ UNDER THE TABLE (TRY NOT TO READ ON YOUR DESK) AND IT IS IMPORTANT TO GET CLASSMATES SITTING AROUND YOU TO INFORM YOU WHEN THE TEACHER IS APPROACHING BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET TO ENGROSSED IN YOUR BOOK (FOR EXAMPLE: STAR WARS X-WING SERIES, MYSTERY BOOKS AND OTHER SCI-FI BOOKS).

PLAN D: FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE ARTISTIC/TALENTED STORY WRITERS.
PUT YOUR DRAWING PAPER/WRITING PAPER ON YOUR TEXT BOOK OR WORKSHEET AND DOODLE/WRITE AWAY!! IF YOUR TEACHER ISN'T STRICT ABOUT HAVING CLEAN WORKSHEETS/WORKBOOKS, YOU CAN ALWAYS DOODLE ON YOUR WORKSHEETS/WORKBOOKS. FOR STORY WRITER, YOU STILL MIGHT WANT TO WRITE ON OTHER PIECES OF PAPER OR YOUR NOTEPAD/NOTEBOOK. WARNING: THIS PLAN DOES NOT WORK IF YOU SIT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER.


SO JUST TO TELL YOU,
ALL THESE PLANS WORKED PERFECTLY
DURING CHINESE LESSONS.
THESE ARE MY EXAMPLES:
I AM SUPPOSED TO SIT
ACCORDING TO MY REGISTER NUMBER
BECAUSE OF THE H1N1 VIRUS
SO I ENDED UP SITTING
RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE TEACHER.
I HAD TO USE PLAN A TO MOVE TO THE BACK OF THE CLASS
AND PLAN C TO READ
"STAR WARS X-WING BOOK 6: IRON FIST".
THEN, I HAD TO USE PLAN B
TO MOVE TO THE WINDOW TO SEE THE ECLIPSE
(IT WAS RAINING
SO I ONLY SAW THE SKY DARKEN MORE THEN NORMAL
AND BECOME LIGHT AGAIN AFTER A WHILE).
I HAD TO USE PLAN B
MANY TIMES DURING THE FOLLOWING CHINESE LESSONS
TO GET YEE ANN'S AND NIKKI'S ANSWERS
TO GIVE TO ALOYSIUS AND JONATHAN
AND MYSELF TO COPY.
PLAN D ALWAYS WORKS
FOR MOST OF MY LESSONS
BECAUSE I DOODLE ALL THE TIME
UNTIL THE TEACHERS GOT SICK OF TELLING ME
TO STOP DRAWING.
HEH HEH! SCORE A POINT TO THE JEDI!

HOPE YOU READERS' LESSONS IN SCHOOL ARE MORE ENJOYABLE NOW!!
GOODNIGHT!

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Thursday, July 9, 2009

STAR WARS, STAR TREK, INTERIOR DESIGN, YEE ANNS AND X-WING DRAWINGS.. AND HANDPHONE. WHAT KIND OF TITLE IS THIS?!

AS USUAL, I'M POSTING TO UPDATE Y'ALL.
YOU CAN SEE FROM THE TITLE
THAT THIS POST IS RATHER WEIRD...
BUT WHO CARES??
I'VE BEEN WEIRD SEENS A LONG TIME AGO
THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER.
AND THERE IS ONE GOOD THING ABOUT WEIRD PEOPLE..
THEY REMAIN BEST FRIENDS FOREVER!

OK, SO BACK TO THE POST.
GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT!!
GUESS IT!
GUESS IT!!!
STAR TREK: NEMESIS
WILL BE SHOWING ON TV, CHANNEL 5
THIS SUNDAY!!
I CAN'T WAIT!
I CAN FINALLY WATCH
ANOTHER SCI-FI MOVIE!!
SCI-FI ROCKS A HUNDRED PERCENT!!!
THAT'S JUST THE LITTLE SHOUT OUT
I WAS WAITING REALLY IMPATIENTLY
TO SHOUT OUT TO THE WORLD.

AND, TODAY DURING ENGLISH LESSON
I FOUND
ANOTHER STAR WARS FAN
IN MY CLASS
WHEN I WAS HANDING UP MY HOLIDAY HOMEWORK
(THE BOOK LEAFLETS
*I DREW X-WINGS OF ROGUE SQUADRON*
THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLES
AND THE ENDINGS OF TWO MOVIES
*I DID BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND STAR TREK*).
YOU KNOW WHO THAT STAR WARS FAN IS...
YU HAN!
HE HAD READ THE "STAR WARS: ORDER 66" BOOK
DURING THE HOLIDAYS!!
PLUS, HE USED TO BE MY CLASSMATE LAST YEAR
BEFORE I TRANSFERRED CLASSES
AND HE USED TO SIT WITH ME
DURING HISTORY LESSONS LAST YEAR..
HOW COULD I BE SO DOOFUS?!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
THAT HE WAS A STAR WARS FAN
RIGHT FROM THE START!!
HE WAS EVEN IN MY FILM VIDEO ENRICHMENT!!
I JOINED FILM VIDEO
BECAUSE I WANTED TO MAKE SCI-FI MOVIES..
MAY BE HE JOINED
BECAUSE OF A REASON SIMILAR TO MINE TOO!
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!
DOOFUS ME!
WELL, PERHAPS I'M NOT THAT DOOFUS..
YU HAN DID NOT KNOW
I WAS A STAR WARS FAN TIL NOW.
AT LEAST I HAVE FOUND
A STAR WARS FAN (BESIDES MY FAMILY)
IN MY COUNTRY WHO LIKES STAR WARS
AS MUCH AS I DO!!
ALTHOUGH MY COUNTRY DOES NOT SEEM
TO HAVE A SINGLE STAR WARS FAN,
I'M GONNA CONTINUE SEARCHING.
I DON'T BELIEVE
THAT MY WHOLE SCHOOL
AND STREET
AND AREA
AND COUNTRY
DOES NOT HAVE
STAR WARS FANS!!
THANK YOU,
YU HAN!!

NOW FOR THE NORMAL BITS OF THE POST..
THIS SEMESTER IN SCHOOL,
THE TEACHER IN CHARGE OF
THE ENRICHMENT PROGRAMMES
HAD TO GIVE EVERYONE ANOTHER ENRICHMENT.
MY FIRST CHOICE WAS FILM VIDEO
WHICH I GOT LAST SEMESTER
AND MY SECOND CHOICE WAS INTERIOR DESIGN.
MY THIRD CHOICES WERE
EITHER 3D ANIMATION OR ROBOTICS
(I FORGOT WHICH ONE).
AND OF COURSE,
MY LAST CHOICE WAS,
AND STILL IS, HIP HOP.
I HAVE ALWAYS
HATED DANCING.
I DON'T WANNA DANCE
AND YA CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT.
YESTERDAY, BEFORE ENRICHMENT,
THE TEACHER IN CHARGE GROUPED US
INTO OUR NEW ENRICHMENT CLASSES...
THE TEACHER HAD ALREADY CALLED
FILM VIDEO, ROBOTICS, 3D ANIMATION
AND THE REST (WHICH I WAS NOT IN)
AND THE LAST TWO ENRICHMENTS
HE HAD NOT CALLED WERE
INTERIOR DESIGN AND HIP HOP.
DOOM!!! IT'S LIKE EITHER OR! DAMMIT!
BUT I WAS SO LUCKY MAN.
I GOT INTERIOR DESIGN AS MY ENRICHMENT.
YEE ANN TOO.
AND THAT WAS WHEN
I ALSO LEARNT THAT
SHE ONLY TREATED ME AS A NORMAL FRIEND
NOT A GOOD FRIEND OR BUDDIES.
AND THE WHOLE TIME,
I THOUGHT THAT I WAS HER GOOD FRIEND
AND COULD REMAIN GOOD FRIENDS FOREVER..
WELL, SURPRISINGLY,
I WAS SOMEHOW WRONG.
SO NOW,
AMONG ALL MY SECONDARY SCHOOL FRIENDS,
I CAN'T TRUST ANY OF THEM
LIKE HOW BEST FRIENDS TRUST EACH OTHER.
NO WONDER I HEARD THIS SAYING
SOMEWHERE BEFORE,
IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
GOOD THINGS COME ONLY ONCE.
SINCE I'VE FOUND MY BEST FRIENDS
FROM PRIMARY SCHOOL,
LOOKS LIKE I WON'T BE FINDING
ANOTHER BEST FRIEND THAT I CAN REALLY TRUST.
ANY WAY, I'VE STOP SEARCHING
FOR A GOOD FRIEND
AS IN THIS SECONDARY SCHOOL THAT I'M IN,
ABOUT 95% SPEAKS MOSTLY CHINESE.
PERHAPS I CAN STILL LOOK FOR A GOOD FRIEND
AMONG THE REMAINING 5%
WHO SPEAK MOSTLY ENGLISH.
BUT IT WILL BE HARD..
REALLY HARD...
BUT I'LL STILL TRY!
AY WAIT..
"TRY NOT. DO OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY"
WHAT THE.. YODA?!!
OK.. I'LL DO!!

P.S. I WENT TO THE HANDPHONE SHOP TO FIND OUT HOW TO PICTURE THE PICTURES I TOOK ON MY HANDPHONE INTO MY COMPUTER AND ONTO MY BLOG. YOU'LL BE SEEING SOME OF MY DRAWINGS AND STAR WARS LEGO VERY SOON!

~ULRICH~

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Tuesday, June 2, 2009

AWEMAN... BUT IT'S THE HOLIDAYS SO.. AWE-YEAH!!!


















I FOUND OUT MY MID-YEAR-EXAM MARKS TODAY..
I CAN'T SAY MY MARKS ARE GOOD..
BECAUSE I FAILED THREE SUBJECT..
MY MOST FAVOURITE SUBJECTS>
ENGLISH: 74/100 (AWESOME!!)
DESIGN & TECHNOLOGY: 82/100 (MORE AWESOME!!)
ART: 73/100 (ONE OF THE "AWESOMES")
MY NEITHER LIKE NOR DISLIKE SUBJECTS>
LITERATURE: 68/100 (NICE.. NICE.. NICE..)
MATHS: 41/100 (DAMN....WHAT A DIFFICULT PAPER..)
SCIENCE: 64/100 (MMMM.. NICE..)
HISTORY: 47/100 (MOULDY CRAP...)
GEOGRAPHY: 56/100 (OH?? OK..)
MY "I HATE IT A LOT" SUBJECT/S>
CHINESE: I DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO CHECK OUT THE MARKS
BECAUSE WHEN I TOOK A LOOK AT THE PAPER,
I SAW THAT I HAD 50 & BELOW OUT OF 100 MARKS.
BUT.. IT'S THE HOLIDAYS!!
ENJOY WHILE IT LASTS!!
~ULRICH~
P.S. JUNE HOLIDAYS IS KNOWN AS
SUMMER VACATION IN OTHER COUNTRYS..
SO, HAPPY SUMMER VACATION!!!

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Friday, May 22, 2009

MOULDY CRAP... CRAP...

HELLO ALL!
I'M BACK AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TYPE
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT HAS GOT TO DO
WITH THE GEOGRAPHY EXAM..
AND AT THE SAME TIME,
I'LL POST ABOUT THE HISTORY EXAM
I HAD TODAY TOO..

FIRST.. IN THE GEOGRAPHY EXAM,
WE WERE SUPPOSE TO LOOK AT A MAP
AND GET THE ANSWERS FROM IT.
SO YOU THINK, "SO? WHAT ABOUT THE MAP?!"
AND SO I REPLY,
"IT HAS GOT EVERYTHING TO DO WITH THE MAP!!"
YOU KNOW WHY??
IT'S BECAUSE THE AREA ON THE MAP IS
LESSER ANTILLES!
I DO NOT KNOW WHERE THAT IS
AND ANY WAY, THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO
WITH THE AREA ON THE MAP,
IT'S GOT TO DO WITH
THE NAME OF THE AREA ON THE MAP!!
LESSER ANTILLES
LESSER ANTILLES..
ANTILLES!!!
YOU KNOW.. WEDGE ANTILLES!
FROM THE X-WING BOOKS!
COOL!! STAR WARS ROCKS!!!

OK.. THE HISTORY PAPER WAS DIFFICULT..
DIFFICULT, GET IT?
DIFFICULT..
I REALLY HATE MEMORISING STUFF
AND I SUCK AT IT..REALLY!!
I SUCK AT IT!
I TRIED TO MEMORISE THE CHAPTERS IN THE TEXTBOOK
USING 3 DIFFERENT METHOD
AND.. ALL OF THE METHODS DID NOT WORK!
AAAAAAARGH!
FIRST, I TRIED READING THE CHAPTERS MANY TIMES..
IT DID NOT WORK AT ALL!
NEXT, I TRIED COPYING THE CHAPTER A FEW TIMES..
IT DID NOT WORK AND I THINK I WASTED A LOT OF PAPER..
FINALLY I TRIED DRAWING THE CHAPTERS..
AND GUESS WHAT?!!
I STILL DID NOT WORK!
OH WELL..
LUCKILY, WITH A BIT OF COMMON SENSE
AND WHATEVER I COULD REMEMBER FROM THE TEXTBOOK..
I THINK I CAN STILL PASS..
BY JUST A BIT!
GOOD LUCK TO ME!

LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO SWITCH OFF THE COMPUTER
TO LEARN THE CHEMISTRY STUFF
FOR THE SCIENCE EXAM ON MONDAY!
~ULRICH~

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Thursday, May 21, 2009

BORING SCHOOL DAY IN A BORING UNINTERESTING WEEK.


HELLO GUYS! THE FILM VIDEO DUDE IS POSTING HERE AGAIN!
GEEZ... NOT BEEN POSTING FOR A LONG TIME IT SEEMS..

IN THIS POST I WILL UPDATE ALL READERS
ABOUT STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED RECENTLY.
I AM NOW STILL HAVING MY MID-YEAR EXAMS.
SO FAR, I HAVE DONE ENGLISH,
LITERATURE AND CHINESE EXAMS.
I LEFT ONLY SCIENCE, MATHS,
HISTORY AND ART EXAMS TO DO.
TOMORROW WHICH IS A FRIDAY,
I'M HAVING MY HISTORY EXAM.
AND.. I'VE NOT FINISHED LEARNING
ALL THE CHAPTERS THAT WILL BE TESTED TOMORROW!
BUT.. I STILL PLAY EVERYDAY AS PER NORMAL!
SO I'M JUST GOING TO CONTINUE THIS POST
BY POSTING ABOUT THE OTHER EXAMS THAT I'VE TAKEN.
ACTUALLY MY ENGLISH TEACHER LET US SEE OUR MARKS
FOR THE ENGLISH PAPER 2
(COMPREHENSION, SUMMARY AND GRAMMAR)
BUT WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO BRING THE PAPER HOME..
THE HIGHEST IN CLASS WAS 40.5/50
AND I GOT 38.5/50!
AWESOME!!
OBI-WAN SOOOOOOOOOO NICE!
WAIT A MINUTE..
THIS HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH OBI-WAN??
OH.. NEVER MIND!
NIKKI PASSED BY ONLY HALF A MARK
SO I SUPPOSE SHE WAS QUITE DISAPPOINTED..
DIDN'T WANT TO LET HER KNOW MY MARKS
BECAUSE I HAD A FEELING SHE WOULD BE ANGRY..
IN THE END, SHE DID FIND OUT MY MARKS AND WAS JEALOUS..
OH WELL.. I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, RIGHT?!
GOOD THING SHE IS STILL FRIENDS WITH ME.
I'VE NOT GOTTEN BACK MY CHINESE (SURE TO HAVE FAILED)
AND LITERATURE (ABLE TO PASS) EXAM PAPERS YET.
AND THE GEOGRAPHY PAPER...
I HAD MY GEOGRAPHY EXAM TODAY.
NONE OF MY CLASSMATES WERE ABLE TO COMPLETE THE PAPER.
SO I ALSO DID NOT COMPLETE THE PAPER.. SO SAD!!!
FORTUNATELY, I ONLY WASN'T ABLE TO DO 1 QUESTION...

I THINK I'LL END THIS POST NOW..
GOOD NIGHT!
~ULRICH~

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Saturday, May 16, 2009

AWESOMELY AWESOME!!

HELLO DUDES!
ALTHOUGH I HAD LITERATURE EXAM TODAY,
SCHOOL WAS QUITE FUN!
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED IN SCHOOL... THIS MORNING IN SCHOOL DURING ASSEMBLY,
THE VICE PRINCIPAL SAID THAT
WE WERE NOT ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL BY THE BACK GATE.
AND SOMETHING ABOUT FOLLOWING SCHOOL RULES.
ACTUALLY THE VICE PRINCIPAL TOLD US THAT LONG TIME AGO
BUT EVERYONE STILL WENT HOME BY THE BACK GATE.
SOMEONE WOULD SWEET TALK THE SECURITY GUARD
TO OPEN THE GATE FOR US
AND EVERYONE WOULD RUSH OUT.
BUT JUST RECENTLY,
THE SCHOOL BOUGHT SECURITY CAMERAS
AND HID THEM IN TREES IN THE SCHOOL
AND AT THE CORNERS OF WALLS.
(I WASN'T SUPPOSE TO KNOW WHERE THE CAMERAS WERE HIDDEN
BUT AS I WAS CURIOUS
AND HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WATCH ME SECRETLY,
I WENT AROUND THE SCHOOL
SPOTTING HIDDEN SPY CAMERAS IN MY FREE TIME.)
SO THERE WAS ONE CAMERA BEHIND A WALL
NEAR TO THE BACK GATE.
AND YESTERDAY, NIKKI, YEE ANN AND I
LEFT THE SCHOOL BY THE BACK GATE
WHEN A VISITOR OPENED THE GATE TO LEAVE TOO.
AND THAT WHY THE VICE PRINCIPAL
MADE THAT ANNOUNCEMENT THIS MORNING DURING ASSEMBLY.
TODAY WE HAD OUR LITERATURE EXAM
WHICH ENDED AT ABOUT 10AM.
WHEN EVERYONE WAS GOING HOME
RIGHT AFTER THE EXAM ENDED,
LIN YI, SHU TING, YEE ANN AND I
WERE PLANNING TO GO SOMEWHERE TO EAT.
WHILE WE WERE PLANNING
AND QUITE DECIDED TO EAT AT ANG MO KIO HUB,
A TEACHER HAPPENED TO PASS BY
AND SHE ASKED US
IF WE HAD ANY EXAM AFTER 10AM.
I ANSWERED "NO"
BECAUSE WE ONLY HAD LITERATURE TODAY
AND THAT TEACHER SAID THAT
WE MUST GO HOME IMMEDIATELY TO STUDY.
DO YOU THINK I WOULD GO HOME TO STUDY IF I DID GO HOME?!
WHEN I GO HOME, I USUALLY WOULD TAKE A VERY LONG NAP
(ABOUT 4 HOURS) IF I WAS TIRED
AND I WOULD NOT USE THE ALARM CLOCK
SO SOMETIMES I WOULD END UP SLEEPING
TILL 3AM THE NEXT DAY.
OR, I WOULD SPEND MOST OF MY TIME
DRAWING AND EDITING MY COMICS.
I MIGHT ALSO PLAY COMPUTER GAMES
AND TYPE ON MY BLOG AND WATCH A LOT OF TV!
YOU SEE, IF YOU WERE TO DO ALL THAT,
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE ANY MORE TIME TO STUDY!
SO WE CONTINUED TO LOITER AT THAT CORRIDOR
FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER
BEFORE GOING TO ANG MO KIO HUB TO EAT.
AT ANG MO KIO HUB, WE ATE AT MOS BURGER.
LIN YI AND YEE ANN ORDERED THE SAME FOOD,
A BURGER AND A PACKET OF FRIES.
SHU TING ORDERED FRIES AND A DIFFERENT TYPE OF BURGER.
I ORDERED A PLAIN HOT DOG AND A PACKET OF FRIES.
I SHARED ICE LEMON TEA WITH YEE ANN TOO.
WE HAD FUN EATING TOGETHER
BECAUSE LIN YI AND YEE ANN WERE
ALWAYS SAYING SOMETHING FUNNY
WHICH MADE ALL OF US LAUGH.
I HELPED EVERYONE FINISH THEIR FRIES
BECAUSE THEY WERE FULL
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO WASTE FOOD.
AFTER EATING, WE WENT TO A SHOP
SOMEWHERE IN ANG MO KIO HUB
FOR LIN YI TO BUY A WALLET THAT SHE WANTED.
THEN, WE TOOK THE ESCALATOR TO THE BASEMENT
TO GO TO NTUC.
LIN YI AND SHU TING SUGGESTED
BORROWING THE TROLLEY OUTSIDE NTUC
TO PUT OUR SCHOOL BAGS.
I CHOSE TO PUSH THE TROLLEY
AS I WASN'T GOING TO BUY ANYTHING THERE.
LIN YI AND YEE ANN
ACTUALLY WANTED TO BUY SOME SHORTS
BUT THEY DIDN'T BUY
BECAUSE THE COLOURS WEREN'T THAT NICE.
INSTEAD WE WENT TO THE TIBBITS SECTION
AND BOUGHT SOME BISCUITS AND SWEETS TO EAT.
AFTER PAYING FOR THE BISCUITS AND SWEETS,
WE WENT UP ONE LEVEL
AND SHARED THE TIBBITS
FOR A SHORT WHILE BEFORE GOING HOME.
LIN YI, SHU TING AND YEE ANN
WENT TO THE BUS INTERCHANGE TO WAIT FOR THEIR BUS.
AS MY BUS DOES NOT COME FROM THE INTERCHANGE,
I HAD TO CROSS THE ROAD
TO GET TO THE BUS STOP OUTSIDE ANG MO KIO HUB.
I HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH MY FRIENDS TODAY!
GOODNIGHT!
~ULRICH~
P.S. I POSTED ANOTHER POST BEFORE THIS POST!

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Friday, May 8, 2009

HMMM... STUFF AGAIN!

HELLO GUYS, THE OWNER OF THIS BLOG IS BACK AGAIN.
TODAY I'M GOING TO POST ABOUT SOME REALLY UPSETTING THINGS
THAT HAVE HAPPENED IN SCHOOL.
YOU ALL, BLOG READERS,
MIGHT THING THAT IT'S NOTHING
AND IT'S OK OR IT'S NOTHING MUCH
BUT I THINK THAT IT IS SOMETHING SADLY IMPORTANT.

THIS WEEK THE TEACHERS IN MY SCHOOL
HAVE BEEN BUSY CACULATING OUR CA1 RESULTS
AND DOUBLE CHECKING WITH US THE RESULTS.
LAST TUESDAY, MY CLASS HAD OUR ART LESSON.
WE WENT TO THE COMPUTER LAB
TO SEARCH FOR PICTURES TO DRAW/SKETCH OUT
FOR OUR PREPATORY WORK
THAT NEEDS TO BE DONE FOR OUR SA1 ART EXAM.
TOWARDS THE END OF THE LESSON,
THE TEACHER GATHERED US
INFRONT OF THE TEACHER'S TABLE
TO CHECK OUR CA1 ART MARKS WITH US.
REMEMBER MY FAKE FRIEND, ENEMY CALLED NIKKI?
SHE BEAT ME. SHE BEAT ME IN MY BEST SUBJECT, ART.
I ALWAYS GET FIRST IN CLASS
AND SOMETHINGS THE WHOLE LEVEL FOR ART.
THIS TIME I'VE GOT SECOND..
DO YOU KNOW WHY? IT'S BECAUSE OF HER.
IT'S BECAUSE OF THAT NIKKI.
NO JUST ANY ORDINARY NIKKI, IT'S THAT PARTICULAR NIKKI.
IF NIKKI HAD REALLY WORKED HARD FOR THIS CA1 ART MARKS
AND HAD DONE THE WORK BY HERSELF,
I WOULDN'T REALLY MIND THIS MUCH.
BUT I MIND A LOT AND IT'S TOTALLY BECAUSE SHE CHEATED.
I'M TELLING YOU, SHE CHEATED!
SHE DIDN'T WORK HARD AT ALL!
DURING ART LESSON,
SHE WOULD ALWAYS 'FLY' TO THE ART TEACHERS
TELLING BUT MOSTLY ANNOUCING TO THE CLASS
WHILE SWING HER DUMB HAIR AND HOPPING STUPIDLY
THAT SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DRAW.
AND WHEN THE TEACHER SHE APPROACHED ASKED HER
TO AT LEAST GIVE A TRY OR DRAW A ROUGH SKETCH,
SHE WOULD SCREAM BACK SHOWING HER UGLY TEETH AND GUMS
THAT SHE WANTS THE TEACHER TO DRAW FOR HER.
SHE IS TOO MUCH!
SHE EVEN DARES TO ASK THE TEACHER
TO DRAW HER ART WORK FOR HER!
AND IF THE TEACHER ONLY DREW
A LITTLE PART OF HER DRAWING FOR HER
TO COMPLETE THE REST HERSELF,
SHE WOULD GO BACK TO THE TEACHER A FEW MINUTES LATER
FOR THE TEACHER TO COMPLETE ANOTHER PART FOR HER!
WHAT A CHEATER!!
IN THE END, THE CHEATER BEAT ME BY 3 MARKS!
I THINK I DESERVE TO BE FIRST IN CLASS
BECAUSE I DID NOT CHEAT!
I DREW MY ARTWORK MYSELF
AND DID NOT ASK THE TEACHER FOR HELP!
WHAT'S MORE, I'M MORE CREATIVE,
THAT'S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS.
AND I THOUGHT ART IS MORE ABOUT USING YOUR CREATIVITY.
OK, FINE, MAY BE SHE BEAT ME IN ART THIS TIME
SO I STILL CAN BEAT HER IN DESIGN AND TECHOLOGY.
THIS IS WORSE!
SHE BEAT ME FOR DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY TOO.
AND BY JUST A MARK!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE STUPID DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY TEACHER
LIKES PRIMARY 1 STANDARD HOUSE DRAWINGS
MORE THAN CARTOON CHARACTERS
THAT MOST OF MY CLASSMATES CAN'T DRAW.
STUPID NIKKI DREW HOUSES TWICE
OF BOTH DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY PROJECTS.
I DREW A MUTANT SLUG
AND TWO JEDI WITH LIGHTSABERS FOR THOSE PROJECTS.
WANT TO KNOW HOW NIKKI'S HOUSES LOOK LIKE?
THIS IS HOW THEY LOOK LIKE.
A SQUARE WITH TWO SMALLER SQUARES
AND A RECTANGLE INSIDE,
A HUGE TRIANGLE ON TOP OF THE BIGGER SQUARE
AND NO CHIMNEY
PLUS TWO CLOUD AND A SUN.
IT'S WHAT A PRIMARY 1 KID DRAWS, RIGHT?
AND DO YOU KNOW WHY THERE IS NO CHIMNEY?
IT'S BECAUSE SHE DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO DRAW A CHIMNEY!
WHEN JEREMIE WAS 8 TO 9 YEARS OLD,
HE KNEW HOW TO DRAW A CHIMNEY!
WHAT'S SO GOOD ABOUT STUPID HOUSES?
NO CREATIVITY AT ALL!
AT LEAST I THINK I HAD CREATIVITY.
WHO WOULD THINK OF DRAWING A MUTANT SLUG?
VERY FEW PEOPLE.
WHO WOULD THINK OF DRAWING JEDI?
STAR WARS FANS
AND I SEEM TO BE THE ONLY ONE IN MY CLASS
WHO LIKES STAR WARS.
SO NEXT TIME I SHOULD DRAW
CONDOMINIUMS, MANSIONS AND VILLAS?!
CRAZY. NO WAY.
I WILL ALWAYS DRAW WHAT I LIKE NO MATTER WHAT.

SO TO END THIS POST,
HERE'S THE MARKS I GOT.
ART = 75/100
DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY = 74/100
GOODNIGHT!
~ULRICH~
P.S. YUMI AND I WANNA WATCH STAR TREK IN THE CINEMA THIS SUNDAY! I CAN'T WAIT!!

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Saturday, April 25, 2009

ART CLUB IS DEFINITELY AWESOME!!

YO PADAWANS!!
HERE'S A PADAWAN THAT'S POSTING!
COOL, RIGHT!!LAST TUESDAY,
I STAYED BACK AFTER SCHOOL AS I HAD ART CLUB.
ONLY A FEW OF US WERE CHOSEN TO DO THE SPRAY-PAINTING.
THE TEACHERS WHO WERE TEACHING US,
SHOWED US PICTURES ABOUT
PEOPLE SPRAY-PAINTING ON WALLS
FROM THEIR COMPUTER.
THE NEXT DAY, WEDNESDAY,
WE HAD TO STAY BACK FOR ART CLUB AGAIN.
ACTUALLY, I HAD TO GO TO CHESS CLUB,
BUT AS ART CLUB IS MY 1ST CCA,
I WENT TO ART CLUB INSTEAD OF CHESS CLUB.
DURING THIS ART CLUB LESSON,
WE DREW ON A PIECE OF PAPER
WHAT WE WANTED TO SPRAY-PAINT
ON TO THE SCHOOL WALLS.
MY GROUP, CASSANDRA, HUI XUAN
AND TWO OTHER BOYS
WERE SUPPOSE THE DRAW AND SPRAY-PAINT ABOUT SPORTS.
THE OTHER GROUPS HAD TO DO
UNIFORM GROUPS AND CLUBS AND SOCIETIES.
I DREW A SNAIL WITH A NETBALL FOR ITS SHELL.
BUT AFTER ART CLUB ENDED,
I WENT TO CHESS CLUB
FOR THE LAST 45 MINS BEFORE CHESS CLUB FINISHES
SO THAT THE CHESS CLUB TEACHER
WILL STILL MARK ME AS "PRESENT".
FINALLY ON THURSDAY, (HAD ART CLUB AGAIN),
WE COULD SPRAY-PAINT THE WALLS!!
THE GROUP WHICH WERE DOING UNIFORM GROUPS
HAD TO SPRAY-PAINT THE FOUR PILLARS
AT THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOL
WHICH WERE NEXT TO THE AREA
WHERE THE PRINCIPAL PARKS HIS CAR.
THE GROUP THAT WAS DOING CLUBS AND SOCIETIES
HAD TO SPRAY PAINT UNDER THE STAIR CASE
NEAR THE FRONT OF THE SCHOOL
AND MY GROUP WHICH WERE DOING SPORTS
GOT TO SPRAY-PAINT ON THE STAIR CASE
NEXT TO THE "CLUB AND SOCIETIES" GROUP.
FIRST WE SKETCH OUR DRAWINGS
ON TO THE STAIR CASE USING CHALK,
THEN THE TEACHERS CALLED US
TO GATHER NEAR THE STAIR CASE
TO TEACH US HOW TO SPRAY WITH THE "SPRAY BOTTLES".
AND FINALLY WE COULD SPRAY.
WHILE I WAS SPRAYING I DISCOVERED SOMETHING.
I'M A RIGHT-HANDED PERSON
BECAUSE I WRITE AND DRAW WITH MY RIGHT HAND,
BUT I FOUND OUT THAT
I SPRAYED THE STAIR CASE BETTER WITH MY LEFT HAND!!
WHEN I TRIED SPRAYING WITH MY RIGHT HAND,
THE PAINT DRIPPED EVERYWHERE
ARE SOME PARTS OF MY PICTURE WERE DESTROYED,
BUT WHEN I SPRAYED WITH MY LEFT HAND,
THE PAINT DID NOT DRIP AND I SPRAYED IN THE LINES!
COOL HUH!!
IN THE END, THE TEACHERS HELPED ME
TO REPAIR AND OUTLINE MY PAINTING!

I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE NOW.
SAYONARA!
~ULRICH~

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

THE EXEMPTION WILL BE MINE!!

UNKNOWN HUMAN: PADAWAN REPORT! PADAWAN REPORT!!
ME "THE PADAWAN": PADAWAN REPORTING!!
UNKNOWN HUMAN: YOU ARE FREE TO BLOG.
PADAWAN STARTS THINKING AND TYPING ON THE COMPUTER..

YESTERDAY, THERE WAS DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY IN SCHOOL.
MY CLASS AND I GOT BACK OUR COMMON TEST PAPER
FOR DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY.
AND GUESS WHAT MY MARKS WERE FOR THAT COMMON TEST?!?
GUESS HARDER!!
EVEN HARDER!!
HARD ENOUGH??!
OK, GOOD!
I HAD... 50/50 FOR THE COMMON TEST!!!
IT'S AWESOME ISN'T IT, ISN'T IT!! IT IS!!!
THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME GETTING A FULL MARK FOR A TEST PAPER!
SO IT ISN'T IMPOSSIBLE ANY MORE!

ALTHOUGH MY DESIGN AND TECHNOLOGY
COMMON TEST PAPER'S MARKS WERE REALLY COOL..
I FAILED MY HISTORY COMMON TEST..
I WAS SO MAD, ALMOST EVERYONE FAILED.
AFTER RECEIVING MY TEST PAPER,
SUFYAN AND SHAMEER,
MY CLASSMATES RECEIVED THEIRS..
I GOT 4/20..
"SO HORRIBLE.. THE MOST SUCK-ISH MARKS EVER!"
SUFYAN AND SHAMEER EACH HAD 1/20. WORSE RIGHT?!!
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID AFTER SEEING THEIR TEST PAPERS,
THEY WERE CHEERING AND THEN THEY HUGGED EACH OTHER
BECAUSE THEY GOT THE SAME MARKS!
WHAT THE.. 1 MARK AND THEY CAN STILL BE THAT HAPPY..
CRAZY PEOPLE.
BUT WITHOUT THESE CRAZY YET FUN PEOPLE,
THE CLASS WOULD BE VERY BORING AND FULL OF NERDS.

BUT IF I FAILED MY HISTORY COMMON TEST,
I'LL NEED TO GET AT LEAST 17/20
FOR TWO MORE HISTORY CLASS TEST..
SO DIFFICULT.. SO IMPOSSIBLE..
BUT I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
IF I DON'T PASS HISTORY
AFTER ADDING ALL THE ASSIGNMENTS, CLASS TEST
AND COMMON TEST, DIE.
IF I NEVER FAILED CHINESE,
THEN IT WILL STILL BE OK
BECAUSE I WOULD ONLY BE FAILING ONE SUBJECT.
IN MY SCHOOL, TO GET INTO AT LEAST ONE OF THE GOOD
SECONDARY 3 CLASSES NEXT YEAR
YOU CAN ONLY FAIL 1 SUBJECT.
AND THAT IS MY CHINESE..
BECAUSE OF THAT,
I HAVE TO REALLY MAKE SURE
THAT I PASS EVERYTHING ELSE.
AS FOR OTHER NORMAL PEOPLE,
WHO DON'T FAIL CHINESE,
BUT ONCE IN A WHILE, THEY FAIL A SUBJECT,
THEY ARE STILL SAFE.
IT IS BECAUSE FOR MY CHINESE..
ALWAYS CHINESE.. SO MAD!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
ROARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
OK, I GOT THE ANGER OUT.
FEELING MUCH BETTER NOW.

JUST NOW, A WHILE AGO,
I COMPLAINED TO YUMI ABOUT THE FAILING CHINESE PROBLEM.
I DECIDED THAT IF THE BASIC CHINESE CLASSES
ARE NOT HELD IN MY SCHOOL NEXT YEAR,
I WILL GET THE EXEMPTION FOR CHINESE!
I MAKE SURE OF THAT!
"TAKE NOTICE OF THE FRONT SIZE FOR THE WORD "WILL".

IT'S ALREADY 12.30AM AND I'M GOING TO BED.
I WILL POST ABOUT THE GRAFFITI PAINTING
I DID TODAY FOR ART CLUB
AND HAVE TO DO FOR ART CLUB "EXTRA LESSON" TOMORROW.
SO I WON'T BE GOING FOR CHESS CLUB.
SAD.. BUT ART ROCKS!!
~ULRICH~

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