Tuesday, November 10, 2009

EAT YOUR CRAP, FISH FACES!!

I AM NOT LIKING THIS! SO NOT LIKING THIS!!! I WANNA SHOOT SOMETHING! NOW! NOW!! NOW!!! GIMME A WHOLE SQUADRON OF THEM TIE FIGHTERS TO SHOOT AT! DAMMIT! WHY AREN'T THERE ANY!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

OK.. OK.. I'LL START THE POST PROPERLY.

TODAY, I'LL POST ABOU THREE THINGS THAT HAPPENED DURING THE HOLIDAY WHEN I HAD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL FOR CERTAIN WHO-KNOW-WHATS..

FIRSTLY LAST FRIDAY, I HAD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL (SADLY..) TO COLLECT MY REPORT BOOK AND OTHER FORMS.. YUMI, WHO HAPPENS TO BE THE BEST MUM IN THIS ENTIRE GALAXY, SPECIALLY REQUESTED THE TEACHERS TO NOT PRINT MY CHINESE MARKS IN MY REPORT BOOK AS I'M EXEMPTED. THE THING IS, YUMI SUBMITTED THE CHINESE EXEMPTION LETTER DURING THE CHINESE EXAM PERIOD AND ALTHOUGH I WAS ABSENT (PURPOSELY) FOR THE MIAN WRITTEN PAPERS I STILL TOOK THE DAMNED ORAL AND THE ALSO DAMNED LISTENING COMPREHENSION.. WELL, THE TWO DAMNED NOOB-CRAPPERS' MARKS WOULD STILL BE RECORDED IN THE REPORT BOOK BECAUSE MY CHINESE EXEMPTION LETTER WASN'T SUBMITTED BEFORE THE CHINESE EXAM. DARN.. SO IN SCHOOL, THE SCHOOL COMPUTER IN CHARGE OF PRINTING MARKS GOT JAMMED WHILE TRYING TO DELETE THE CHINESE MARKS AND CAUSED THE REST OF THE COMPUTERS IN THE SCHOOL TO GO HAYWIRE! (WHICH IS ACTUALLY VERY COOL. YA KNOW, THE THOUGHT OF DAMAGING EVERY COMPUTER IN YOUR SCHOOL CAN BE QUITE A PRETTY SIGHT! HA HA!) IN THE END, MY DAMNED CHINSES MARKS GOT PRINTED. SHIT NOOBS! YUCK IT ALL!! PHUUUUT!!! YEAH, SO LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER ROTTEN REPORT BOOK PAGE (I'VE BEEN HAVING THESE ROTTEN PAGES SINCE I'VE FAILED THAT GARBAGE. I THINK SINCE I WAS IN PRIMARY 4 OR SOMETHING).. AT LEAST I JAMMED UP THE SCHOOL COMPUTERS!!! SCORE A ZILLION FOR THE JEDI!!

ALSO THAT DAY, I FOUND OUT WHICH CLASS I'D BE IN NEXT YEAR. FYI: CLASS 301 IS FOR THE MOST BRAINY AND SMART NERDS IN THE SCHOOL. CLASS 302 IS FOR THE NOT SO SMART BUT STILL GOOD ENOUGH/AVERAGE. CLASS 303 IS FOR THE NOT NOT AS SMART AS STUDENTS IN CLASS 302 BUT ARE VERY CREATIVE AND ARTISTIC AND OF COURSE, TALENTED!! I SO BADLY WANTED CLASS 303! IT'S FOR THE TALENTED!! THE ARTISTIC!! THE CREATIVE!! I'M SO ARTISTIC AND CREATIVE AND TALENTED! I DRAW SO MUCH!! I'VE BEEN DRAWING SINCE I PICKED UP A PENCIL!! EVEN MY FAMILY AND RELATIVES SAY I'M TOTALLY TALENTED AT ART. I EVEN HAS MY OWN ORIGINAL COMIC! THAT COMIC IS MY BEST YET!! YUMI EVEN TOLD AND WROTE A LETTER TO THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL TO TELL THEM ABOUT MY TALENTS!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! I GOT IN TO 302. THIS IS SO INFURIATING!!! TOTALLY!! 302 HAS NO ART AND DESIGN AND TECHOLOGY LESSONS THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE YEAR!! WHAT'S MORE, IT'S A MATHS AND SCIENCE CLASS! I'M NO MATHS AND SCIENCE GEEK! I'M ART!!! ART!!!!!! GET IT! A-R-T, ART!!! DOOFUS TEACHERS IN THAT DAMNED SCHOOL OF MINE! HMPH!! YUMI IS GOING TO REQUEST FOR ME TO TRANSFER TO CLASS 303! AND IF THEY DON'T GIVE ME BACK MY ART.. THEY ARE SO DEAD! D-E-A-D! THOSE TEACHERS WHO MADE ME END UP IN 302, LIFE WILL BE MADE MISERABLE FOR THEM, JUST LIKE A LIVING HELL! ACTUALLY, I COULD SAY THEY GET DUMBED IN THE INFERNO AND FINISH WITH IT BUT IT'S STILL MORE FUN TO GET THOSE DIM-WITS PROBLEMS IN SCHOOL. SERVES THEM RIGHT, THEY DON'T REPECT MY TALENTS NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I TRIED TO SHOW THEM I DRAW AWESOMELY!! PHUUUT! *STICKS TONGUE OUT!*

LASTLY, I HAD CHESS CLUB ALSO ON THAT SAME FRIDAY AND TODAY. I ALWAYS THOUGHT (AND OTHERS HAVE TOLD ME) THAT CHESS IS A THINKING GAME WITH STRATEGIES AND ALL. I NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IT WAS A TIME GAME. I'M SUPER BAD AT GAMES THAT HAS THE TIME TICKING AWAY. I ALWAYS LOSE. I CAN'T SEEM TO PLAY AGAINST TIME. IT'S JUST NOT IN ME! I HAVE TO TAKE TIME TO THING OF MY NEXT MOVE AND PLAN METHOD TO WIN BUT DO I PLAN ALL THAT IN LESS THAN A MINUTE!! THAT'S ABOUT AS INPOSSIBLE AND STICLKING A REMOTE CONTROL UP YOUR BUTT!! IT'S JSUT MAD.. AND AT THE SAME TIME, DUMB! I PLAY WITH SKILL NOT TIME. THAT'S WHY ART IS THE BEST FOR ME. IT LETS YOU BE CREATIVE AND GIVE YOU TIME TO LET YOUR IDEAS FLOW. ONLY THEN, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO CREATE SOMETHING UNIQUE AND ORIGINAL. *SIGHS.....*

WEDGE OUT

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