5 MOST HATED LIFE FORMS IN THE GALAXY

TODAY, I'M GOING TO TYPE OUT 5 PEOPLE I HATE MOST AND THE REASONS WHY I HATE THEM. PERSON NO.1 WILL BE THE PERSON I HATE MOST NOW AND THE LAST PERSON, PERSON NO.5 WILL BE THE PERSON I HATE THE LEAST (BUT STILL HORRID ENOUGH TO BE HATED).

1. NIKKI: SUCH A LOSER AND A FATTY DOOFUS! ALWAYS INSULTING MY ARTWORKS AND COMICS. ALWAYS THINKING THAT ART IS USELESS AND IT WON'T HELP YOU IN THE FUTURE. SUCH A BIG BRAIN BUT AN EXTREMELY EMPTY MIND. I BET THERE ARE COBWEBS IN THERE! AND WHEN I KNOCK HER HEAD I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF HOLLOW BRAIN. ALWAYS WANTING ATTENTION, (SPEAK TOO LOUDLY, HAS TO SWING HER STUPID SHORT PONYTAIL ROUND AND ROUND IN THE AIR, HAS TO LAUGH TOO LOUDLY LIKE A HYENA AND MUST ALWAYS INTERRUPT WHOEVER I AM TALKING TO FOR NO GOOD REASON.) STUPID FOOL!! DAMN YOU! LOSER FACE! LEMME GIVE YOU A FORCE-WEDGIE TO SEE THE PLEASANT SIGHT OF YOU HOWLING IN PAIN!

2. JULIAN: FAT SUCKER! YOU SAY THAT YOU LIKE STAR WARS.. LIKE REAL! CALL YOURSELF A STAR WARS FAN. I'M THE REAL STAR WARS FAN HERE!! WANNA CHALLENGE?!! DO YOU READ X-WING BOOKS? DO YOU KNOW WHO IS JAINA SOLO? WHO IS THE X-WING PILOT THAT WAS ALSO LUKE'S GOOD FRIEND WHO GOT KILLED TRYING TO DESTROY THE FIRST DEATH STAR?!! YOU KNOW KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE QUESTIONS, RIGHT!! LOSER! STILL WANT TO SAY THAT YOU ARE BETTER THAN ME AND ALL.. WHO'S BETTER NOW?!! FAT BRAINLESS HOPELESS GANGSTER!! DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU JOIN FILM VIDEO ENRICHMENT MEANS THAT YOU ARE A PRO. COS, I'M WAY BETTER THAN YOU!! NOT ONLY DO I LIKE STAR WARS, I ALSO LIKE BATTLESTAR GALACTICA AND STAR TREK.. LOSER!! JULIAN IS A LOSER!!! IF YOU EVER GOT A CHANCE TO FLY A STARSHIP, IT WILL DEFINITELY CRASH INTO AN ASTEROID. WHEN THE ENTERPRISE PASSES BY, CAPTAIN PICARD AND HIS CREW WILL LAUGH TILL THEIR SIDES HURT!!

3. MR DAMON: GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL, KNOW-IT-ALL! WE SCHOOL KIDS AREN'T LIKE YOU! ALTHOUGH WE AREN'T THAT GOOD AT STUDIES, AT LEAST WE STILL TRY! STOP SETTING SUCH DIFFICULT MATHS TEST PAPERS, MORON!! BECAUSE OF YOU, I CAN ONLY PASS MATHS WHEN MISS NG SETS THE PAPER!! GO AWAY, IDIOT!! YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!! PSYCHOTIC FREAK!!!

4. AUNTIE JASMINE: STUPID AUNT!! STOP COMPARING EXAM MARKS! I KNOW YOU LOVE DOING THAT AND GOSSIPING ABOUT THOSE BLOODY MARKS TO OTHER RELATIVES BUT LET ME TELL YA THIS.. IT'S THE MOST MEANINGLESS, USELESS, LOUSY, BRAINLESS, PATHETIC.. (SEARCH THE DICTIONARY YOURSELF) HOBBY EVER!! WHAT A WASTE OF TIME, FREAK!! IT'S DOES NOT MEAN THAT I FAILED CHINESE SO I'M LOUSY! IT ALSO DOES NOT MEAN THAT MY COUSINS GET A-PLUSES AND STUFF MEANS THEY'RE DEFINITELY BETTER THAN ME!! AT LEAST I HAVE A TALENT AND AMBITION, DO THEY?? HAH!! EVEN IF THEY DID, THEIR AMBITIONS AND TOO NORMAL. UNLIKE MINE!! AND DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT LOOK DOWN ON ARTIST!!! ONE DAY, YOU NEVER KNOW, THEY MIGHT GET EVEN WITH YOU AND SMASH YOU INTO SMITHEREENS!! WATCH OUT! ONE MORE WORD ABOUT HOW LOUSY ART IS AND YOU'RE A GONER!!

5. MISS HENG: I KNOW YOU ARE A SPORTS PERSON, VERY FIT AND ALL. BUT WE SCHOOL KIDS ARE NOT AND NEVER WANT TO DREAM OF BEING ONE!! WHY MUST YOU KEEP ON MAKE US RUN FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!! WE ARE NOT YOU, YOU KNOW! AND YOU ARE NOT US!! DID YOU KNOW THAT MANY PEOPLE WERE ALREADY HAVING STOMACHACHE AND FELT LIKE FAINTING??! YOU DON'T CARE!! YOU ONLY WANT TO GET THAT FITNESS AWARD! WE DON'T! IT'S ONLY A SHIT ASS PIECE OF METAL STUFFED IN A CUPBOARD. STUPID, ISN'T IT!! MORON!! EVEN IF WE HELP YOU GET THE AWARD, YOU ARE NOT GOING TO SHARE IT WITH US. SO WHY SHOULD WE HELP YOU!?! WE ARE NOT EVEN GOING TO GIVEN ANY CREDITS, RIGHT!! ANYWAY, YOU CAN CONTINUE DREAMING OF US GOING TO HELP YOU GET THE AWARD BUT LEMME SAY THIS IN TO YOUR FACE: " WHEN PIGS FLY!!" BY THEN, THE PIGS HAVE DIED!!!

THE END!
THOSE ARE THE 5 MOST HATED PEOPLE IN THE GALAXY!!